#mina suvari

The overlords of my island nation have squeezed their death grip on our communications, so my Hulu is out for the count and Netflix is...so-so.  I did get my hands on this movie, which isn't that amazing.  About halfway through, I started to wonder if this was like the film in The Ring, an awful movie that will kill you if you don't trick someone else into watching it. 

So, premise is that a bunch of B- and C-level white actors go to a cabin and they start to disappear one by one and it's scary.  There's mostly a lot of "acting", which makes one long for some CGI goblins and girls crawling on the ceiling.  The red-head guy is the worst, like Stiffler's red-headed brother. 

This movie is seriously the worst.