obsessed that the conductor looks at jesper, then looks at him AGAIN, and then tells them all they need a goat to cross like that man took one look at my boy Jesper Fahey and went "yeah he needs a goat"
AND HE WAS RIGHT TBH
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obsessed that the conductor looks at jesper, then looks at him AGAIN, and then tells them all they need a goat to cross like that man took one look at my boy Jesper Fahey and went "yeah he needs a goat"
AND HE WAS RIGHT TBH

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Inej and Kaz:
-Movie: Inej is kept trapped, Kaz thinks he can convince the Darkling she’s the sun summoner he seeks; she gains her freedom and Kaz and the crows pull of the ultimate heist; ft. Nina and Matthis as Vlad and Sophie (listen I wanted Jesper and like milo bonding but that’s a little hard with Sophie having a whole song, it’d just be Milo bleating)
-Musical: Inej is an orphan, and left to fend for herself, she finds herself trapped, but a group frees her, Heleen is looking for her best performer back and will do anything to stop someone else profiting of what she views as hers. Kaz just wants to make money and if a family who are offering a reward for a lost daughter that matches Inej’s description, it’s an easy mark. Until Kaz talks about the first time he saw them perform, and Inej comments on his awestruck face and how she’d caught his cane when he threw it, a detail he’d left out.
Alina and Mal:
-Movie: Alina is the lost sun summoner, a grisha who was meant to be brought to the little palace, and never made it; Mal finds her and thinks he can convince the Darkling she’s the sun summoner for a safe home of his own, she keeps her true gift hidden and as they travel to the little palace Mal slowly realizes she is the true sun summoner and he can’t let the darkling hurt her ft. Genya and David as Vlad and Sophie
Musical: Alina is a Grisha who’s hailed as the next sun summoner, Mal, a young orphan see’s her on the dock to cross; she’s attacked as she goes into the fold; the Darkling is determined to finish what he started all those years ago when he tried to have Alina killed, as Mal vows to bring her to the little Palace and a family of Grisha that will keep her safe
Genya and David:
-Movie: Genya has been raised as a Grisha, and runs away when the Queen threatens her, she loses her memories, and David finds her thinking he can pass her off as the missing Tailor and gain a better position as a fabrikator in the Little Palace, as they travel back to the little Palace David starts to notice things, ft. Alina and Kirigan as Vlad and Sophie
Musical: Genya has been raised as a Grisha, and runs when she’s given to the queen, she loses her memories, and David finds her, noting she looks like a Grisha he once knew in the Little Palace, she comments how he’d always hide his smile, he realizes just who she is, and just what the Darkling wants with her. He vows to bring her back to the little Palace, to Sankta Alina and somewhere safe
Alina and the Darkling:
-Movie: Alina is the lost sun summoner, a grisha who was meant to be brought to the little palace, and never made it; Aleksander finds her while he’s searching for more grisha, she keeps her true gift hidden and as they travel to the little palace the Darkling slowly falls for her, realizing he can’t leave her to train at the palace and become a weapon ft. Ivan and Feydor as Vald and Sophie
-Musical: Alina follows a stag into the forest and loses her memories of the Grisha test, of how she got found out and was going to be taken to the Little Palace as a child, of how the Fjerdans wanted her dead and attacked, The darkling saving her; The Darkling finds her, and as she regains her memories speaking his name, Aleksander, something he had told her when the Grisha scared her about going to the little Palace, but hadn’t mentioned in his retelling of the Grisha test
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But why would Kaz send Jesper, the farm boy with a gambling problem, to go buy the expensive and vital coal for their trip, rather than sending him to get the goat? Kaz knows Jesper grew up on a farm, and I know Kaz’s ~~backstory~~ and all but the others don’t know that he ever lived anywhere other than the barrel, right? So wouldn’t it make more sense for Jesper to get the goat and kaz to get the coal? Why did he do it the other way around other than plot reasons? Makes no sense except to make
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Shadow and Bone was perfect but somebody better explain to me right now why Milo isnt an icon option for netflix???