#milllennium

The Girl in the Spider's Web

Or, “Random headcanon no one asked for.”

Hellsing Organization:

Alucard: Historically yes.

Integra: Yes. Took some equestrian lessons as a kid before Arthur got sick.

Walter: No. 

Seras: No but she rode a pony at a petting zoo or something once.

Pip: No. 

Iscariot Organization:

Anderson: No. He’s too big to sit on one. :(

Maxwell: Same deal as Seras. (Orphanage field trip.)

Heinkel: Ditto.

Yumie: Ditto.

Makube: No. Horses think he’s spooky. :(

Father Renaldo: Like the wind, baby.

Millennium Organization:

Major: No but he admires their role in cavalry warfare.

Doc: NOPE. The horses know he’d dissect them. THEY KNOW.

Captian: NOPE. Horses and wolves don’t mix.

Schrodinger: No. Millennium doesn’t do petting zoo trips. :(

Zorin: Surprisingly, yes. 

Rip: No but whatever the pre-WW2 version of a horse girl was? That her.

Alhambra: No.

Luke Valentine: And get trail dust on his suits? No thanks.