I've been watching a lot of bad TV lately (Its a think my momma and I do, its how we bond) and we watched that stupid Millionaire Matchmaker show--and suddenly sterek.
So what if Stiles is like a self-made millionaire, like he made all of this money a big rush, and he's like 30 and fucking swimming in it. He's been featured in fucking GQ and he doesn't even have a Bachelors or anything. So he gets flocked by all these people, and he sleeps with a heap, a peck of people, doesn't think twice about it. Men, women, whatever, he just likes sex. In many different positions.
But he's lonely. And he fucking hates it.
So Scott (because fuck yeah Scott, amirite?) convinces his buddy to settle down and try to find someone worth his time. But the problem is, most people only see Stiles for his money, and Stiles is kind of stuck in this place where when he goes out to meet someone, he does all his bad habits, and just sleeps with the fucker.
Scott complains to Allison, of course. Because every time he tries to set Stiles up, all he does is sleep with the person, and Stiles genuinely feels bad. Until Scott remembers that Allison is the assistant to a matchmaker. A matchmaker that specializes in stupid millionaires like Stiles (and charges like it too.)
So Allison and Scott take Stiles to her boss, who is the gorgeous Lydia.
All the while, Derek Hale, tragic heir, and brooding master, is meeting with Lydia. After inheriting his family's vast fortunes, he was manipulated and hurt (by one Kate Argent, of fucking course, right?). By the urgings of Laura, she convinces Derek to work with Lydia, because she is so done, so done with your fucking moping Derek, get out of the god dammed house and find something to do, jesus christ, I can't take the depressed eyebrows and huffing, I swear, I'm going to die if I have to stand it for one more day.
Lydia, being the gorgeous and talented composer of romances, quickly starts working with the boys one-on-one with their personal issues, and once she deems them ready (really, more of, her deciding she is fucking done with them, ok, they need to just go out, and be real mature adults like the should have been years ago), so she sets up a mixer, with matches for both Derek and Stiles to attend, so it seems like a nice full party.
But what she doesn't expect is at this party, with her two clients and plethora of matches, is that Stiles catches Derek's eye.
Or that they ignore all the matches in favor of the other.
(And then Stiles blows Derek in the bathroom and Lydia gets revenge by sending them of horrid themed dates)
