#matchmaker!lydia

Dysfunctional Domesticity by yodasyoyo

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf)

Summary Derek schools his features into an expression that he hopes looks wise and profound, yet caring, and not like he was recently thinking about dicks.

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Derek has a crush okay? A stupid crush on Stiles, which he will totally get over as long as he can make it through the holiday season without giving himself away.

:))

All I Want for Christmas is You (Get in the Box) by Marishna (1/1 | 1,521 | PG13)

"You need to get your gifts wrapped."

"What? No, I have paper and tape at home and--"

"Stilinski, I've seen the way you wrap gifts and it's pathetic. Plus I need an excuse to stop by the gift wrapping station again."

Blind Sided by Nerdy_fangirl_57 (1/1 | 3,089 | G)

Stiles wasn't expecting his first art exhibition to go horribly wrong within the first 5 minutes. Then again, he probably should have seen it coming.

Scaredy Cat by Marishna (1/1 | 1,076 | PG13)

This was a bad idea.

Derek watched as the bottle started to slow, circling around until it landed on… shit.

Bad idea. Baaaaad idea.

“Ready, sourwolf?” Stiles asked, clapping his hands together like this wasn’t a bad idea.

I can flirt, thank you very much by Mareridt (1/1 | 1,869 | PG13)

“Then show us, alpha” Erica prompted. “Show us how you can flirt.”The alpha stopped dead in his tracks. “Now?”"You're gonna flirt with someone else as soon as the occasion presents itself.”Isaac snickered at that. “And with who?”“Stiles.”“The hyperactive spaz?”

you should def check out our matchmaker!lydia tag (cant guarantee jealous derek in these - sorry about that!)

one more chance you gotta take by Marishna (1/1 | 4,556 | PG13)

"Please, if you have any mercy and can possibly make it happen, don't let Mrs. Yancie win me? I remember she had really long nails and dad complained how hard she'd pinch with them."

Lydia laughed. "Don't worry, she's safely retired to her daughter's place in Arizona now. I think you'll be surprised at how much the event has changed, actually. It's been a while since you've been, you know."

Stiles thought back to the last time he'd been in Beacon Hills for the auction and realized it was when he was still in college. Sophomore year, if he recalled correctly. Six years was a long time.

Pic Slip by Marishna (1/1 | 546 | PG13)

Stiles felt a growing sense of dread start in the pit of his stomach. "You didn't get the picture I sent you?"

we only yesterday were worlds apart by Marishna (1/1 | 3,467 | R)

"I'll have you know that I did my irresponsible drinking in college and this is my responsible grad school drinking," Stiles replied with a grin.

Derek snorted. "What's the difference?"

Kissing the Shoreline by theroguesgambit (1/1 | 12,002 | PG13)

 matchmakers: peter - lydia - laura

laura: 

Laundry Day by rlnerdgirl (oneshot | 1,699 | PG-13)

Stiles has strategically scheduled to work at the deli every Thursday to eternity, or, at least, until Hottie McTight Pants stops doing his laundry at Suds & Stuff, or changes to a different day. Until then, Stiles will linger behind the deli counter and watch him.

Or until his boss, Laura, blackmails him into crossing the street and having a conversation with the man.

The Dating Game by lielabell

You’re Etched Upon My Mind by imshakingyourconfidencedaily

more peter: 

The Cards All Fall by ChaoticReactions (complete | 51,702 | R)

Peter needs his revenge. But for that, he can’t be under constant surveillance. And so he comes up with a plan to distract Derek and Stiles with each other. Things go as expected, and then they don’t.

AKA That one where Peter makes everyone’s lives a little better completely by accident.

Chemistry by SnackerJack (oneshot | 3,152 | NR)

Peter doesn’t understand why his nephew and that mouthy teenager haven’t gotten their act together yet. He decides to speed things along. {Derek and Stiles are not amused.}

more lydia: 

Inconceivable by ladylade (oneshot | PG-13)

Teen Wolf kink meme prompt: Yeah, I’m a romantic. So, anons, I want stealthy dating tactics. Like Derek and Stiles have been dating for a while except one of them doesn’t know. Until someone else makes a comment or they catch a clue. And their only concern is, wait, why haven’t we been making out? Though I would love subtle dates and jacket sharing.

gen:

The Worst Surprise Party of All Time by felloffabalcony (oneshot | 5,924 | NC-17)

So what if Stiles is like a self-made millionaire, like he made all of this money a big rush, and he's like 30 and fucking swimming in it. He's been featured in fucking GQ and he doesn't even have a Bachelors or anything. So he gets flocked by all these people, and he sleeps with a heap, a peck of people, doesn't think twice about it. Men, women, whatever, he just likes sex. In many different positions.

But he's lonely. And he fucking hates it.

So Scott (because fuck yeah Scott, amirite?) convinces his buddy to settle down and try to find someone worth his time. But the problem is, most people only see Stiles for his money, and Stiles is kind of stuck in this place where when he goes out to meet someone, he does all his bad habits, and just sleeps with the fucker.

Scott complains to Allison, of course. Because every time he tries to set Stiles up, all he does is sleep with the person, and Stiles genuinely feels bad. Until Scott remembers that Allison is the assistant to a matchmaker. A matchmaker that specializes in stupid millionaires like Stiles (and charges like it too.)

So Allison and Scott take Stiles to her boss, who is the gorgeous Lydia.

All the while, Derek Hale, tragic heir, and brooding master, is meeting with Lydia. After inheriting his family's vast fortunes, he was manipulated and hurt (by one Kate Argent, of fucking course, right?). By the urgings of Laura, she convinces Derek to work with Lydia, because she is so done, so done with your fucking moping Derek, get out of the god dammed house and find something to do, jesus christ, I can't take the depressed eyebrows and huffing, I swear, I'm going to die if I have to stand it for one more day.

Lydia, being the gorgeous and talented composer of romances, quickly starts working with the boys one-on-one with their personal issues, and once she deems them ready (really, more of, her deciding she is fucking done with them, ok, they need to just go out, and be real mature adults like the should have been years ago), so she sets up a mixer, with matches for both Derek and Stiles to attend, so it seems like a nice full party.

But what she doesn't expect is at this party, with her two clients and plethora of matches, is that Stiles catches Derek's eye.

Or that they ignore all the matches in favor of the other.