Me and the Godzilla's I simp for as incorrect quotes
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Monarch = Me
Heisei. Godzilla = 1994
Millennial. Godzilla = 2002
Shipping and nonshipping quotes
Lost of swearing... probably
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Millennial. Godzilla: Legendary. Godzilla, gather the others. We need to have another Monarch-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
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Legendary. Godzilla: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Earth. Godzilla: Is it about death?
Legendary. Godzilla: No.
Singular. Godzilla: Is it about drugs?
Monarch: Is it about sex?
Legendary. Godzilla: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Earth. Godzilla, Singular. Godzilla, and Monarch:
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Earth. Godzilla: Do you take constructive criticism?
Monarch: Not without crying
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Earth. Godzilla: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar?
Monarch: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
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Singular. Godzilla: *Locks Monarch in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Monarch: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Legendary. Godzilla: Monarch taught me to think before I act.
Legendary. Godzilla: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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Minus. Godzilla: Hey, you wanna know a secret?
Monarch: No.
Minus. Godzilla: Okay.
Monarch:
Monarch: Do you smell smoke?
Minus. Godzilla: The secret is that the house is on fire.
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Heisei. Godzilla: Can I have a private talk with you?
Minus. Godzilla: Okay, as long as itβs not about tampons because I just donβt understand them.
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Minus. Godzilla: *finds a note* Hmm, what's this?
Shin. Godzilla: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Minus. Godzilla: Aww, it's a love note for Millennial. Godzilla?
Shin. Godzilla: No-
Minus. Godzilla: *opens it*
Minus. Godzilla:
Shin. Godzilla:
Minus. Godzilla: I can't read this.
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Monarch: The βhow the fucksβ and 'why are you so dumbsβ donβt matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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