I like to imagine that we drink cows milk cause some dude lost a bet way back when...
ādamn dude, you gotta pay up now. Letās see... oh I know. Go suck that cows udderā
āAre you fucking kidding me...ā
ādo it no ballsā
āfine... holy shit dude, you gotta try thisā
ānah dude you trollinā
ābro, fr this shit poppinā
āfine... holy shit dude, we gotta tell the peopleā
āwait dude, whatāre we gonna tell them...ā
āummm... we saw them feeding their kids, and thought it might be similar to how humans do it, so it must be healthy. Yeah yeah, logicā
āYeah yeah lets go with thatā
ādude, no one can knowā
āpinkie promise dudeā
and now we have milk.













