#mikrophone

Post SL, Michael wakes up in a morgue that’s closed for the night. So naturally, he steals a security uniform, wipes his case file and all evidence off the security cameras, and walks out the front door.

Mike later gets a job (as a night guard obviously) at the very same mortuary he woke up in and constantly gaslights the employees who are pretty sure their new colleague is actually the corpse that went missing a couple weeks ago

Chaos ensues as he struggles with ‘living’ in his current situation and tracking down William and righting his wrongs, all while being in a constant state of painful regeneration.

But hey at least Mike got some cool remnant abilities out of this.

Fun things to add:

Cool autopsy scars on top of the scars from Ennard

Mike’s blood goes from red to silver because of the sheer amount of remnant inside of him

Michael and his caffeine and nicotine addictions against the world

scooped Michael with white hair! ScOoPEd MicHAeL WitH WhiTe Hair! SCOOPED MICHAEL WITH WHITE HAIR!!

Au is compatible with multiple ships

Phonemike vers: Ralph has recovered from his near death experience and resigned from Freddy’s, started working at the mortuary as a secretary, and was reunited with the odd coworker he was crushing on, only to get pulled right back into supernatural nonsense

Jeremike vers: similar to above but Jeremy works as a janitor instead of a secretary

Mikrophone vers: Parker is pretty sure the cute British guy who works at the mortuary is actually vampire, and by god is he going to prove it. Hijinks ensue

OcxCanon vers: literally whatever you want bestie, oc content is always a banger

there is a boy on the phone and the way he hesitates is kind of cute. he gives you tips to keep you alive, unknowing of the fact that you're already long dead. you know almost nothing of his interests and yet you can imagine with complete accuracy how he'd react to something you say. he's shown you more care than almost anyone else in your life and he died before he even got to know you existed

except there's no way phone guy didn't know michael existed because hurricane isn't that big a town and news travels round fast, especially when it's someone murdering their younger sibling

and i bet michael did not give a single shit about phone guy while he was alive because it's unlikely they crossed paths especially when mike was busy mourning his brother and sister and also, depending on your headcanon, being an absolute shut in

actually not depending on your headcanon. everything i say is canon

Camilla. Based on the fact Cooking Cat seems to have a canon tv show, Cam is one of the mafia housewives and CC’s camera guy. Has long blond hair.