Jul 12, 2022
mike: how stupid do you think i am?!
will: you really want an honest answer to that?
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mike: how stupid do you think i am?!
will: you really want an honest answer to that?
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Mike is one of the most misunderstood characters in Stranger Things.
Mike is probably the most hated character amongst the “good guys”. There are so many Mike anti’s out there and to be honest, I USED TO BE ONE OF THEM! I used to hate Mike because I thought he was annoying and pushed away all his friends for no reason. After I watched season 4, my whole view on him changed. When he finally opened up about his feelings during his monologue, I realized that all this time, he was just scared. He has this huge fear about losing the people he loves the most. For example, in season 3, when Hopper told Mike that he had to stay away from El in order to keep dating her, he followed his orders because he didn’t want to lose her. Obviously, he went about it the wrong way and still ended up losing her. I guess it didn’t hurt him as much that time since he knew that he didn’t lose her for good like in season one when she disappeared. Ever since then, I guess Mike has been traumatized. Scared to let people in because things can be taken away in the blink of an eye. He’s so over-hated and I don’t think he deserves it.
listen, will byers can be gay all he wants. good for him. my little homosexual buddy ily, i want to pat you on the head and give you a big hug.
but wHY WOULD YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MIKE OF ALL PEOPLE
HE'S A LITTLE SHIT, WILL, PICK A NEW BOY. I BEG OF YOU.
I know that Hopper doesn't actual hate Mike, but I imagine him looking to the sky and shouting "NOOO" Like Dave Seville or Dr.Doofenschmirtz when he finds out 2/3 of his kids have dated Michael Wheeler.
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Callout Post: @heathersuoh and @dakotazoid are both mikephobic
Everyone's talking about how Micheal would be the only one to see how similar he looks to Mikhail, and that's all well and good for a regular amount of seriousness.
For pure, shits and giggles comedy, Hopper is the only one who recognized how similar they are.
(Just discovered a hashtag and you bet im gonna fucking use it)
This is a joke, there's no real animosity or hate here, I don't take any of this seriously. That being said, if you don't like hearing a word against Mike, do us all a favor and hit not "not interested", filter a tag, whatever.
Hopper "Mikephobia" Timeline.
S1:You are barely conscious. Joyce may be making baseless claims. Joyce, in fact, was not making baseless claims. You try to track down a missing person, some Mike dipshit was hiding her. Joyce's youngest kid is alive. You punch him in the ribs for the sake of potentially the world's least effective cpr. He has friends.
S2: You have a daughter, El. Apparently, some "mIcHeAl" bitch came up with the name. She's been calling Mike every day?!? Holy shit this impatient fucker inadvertently convinced your previous daughter to run away without telling you! Help Joyce, her boy has been possessed. Who comes to help?, this little Mike shit, of course. Wait.. why is he a good person? If he acted that way too El, she'd be in love- ohhh. Well at least this boy who has caused you such trouble will probably have no further involvement with your family. El came back! Mutual apologies because you both fucked up. Mike, of course, the little shit, yells at you for "hiding her" or whatever. Like calm down dude, El isn't even mad at you anymore, who the fuck does Mike think he is?
S3: El's boyfriend, that's who he thinks he is. He sucks at it too. Not to mention he's disrespectful as fuck. El's back, but she might as well not be. Maybe you should just kill Mike. you're the goddamn police chief, you can cover it up. You threaten him. You know it won't take much, you say you won't let them see each other. El finally has over different friends! SHE DUMPS MIKE! You fight Russia or whatever. They get back together?!?? Mike turns around to address you as an equal and you see he's had some character development. Great, at least he's slightly less of a dick. You die! (Allegedly)
S4: You're dating Joyce Byers. Also, you escaped prison. Also why did Enzo not show up with you on the car? Is the first time in almost a year you're seeing El. Disaster has struck the only other girl in the party. Who do you find at your inexplicably destroyed cabin? FUCKING MIKE!? you try to be civil. He points out your weight. For what?
S5(presumably): your enjoying your time with your family, Joyce's boys feel like your sons. Murray lives in your house for some reason. Mike is becoming more distant, but not better(no, never better). El breaks out of with him for good. You've been planning for this! You have a party for her with supplies you've been stockpiling since the literal day you got back from prison(not for the murder of one Michael Wheeler.)Mike is out of your life! You wake up the next day, rejoicing. You ruin down the stairs for a coffee, only to find... Your son's DnD party?!? Shouldn't Will hate Mike in solidarity? That's how it worked with Max last summer! You glare at the back of Mike's head and get your coffee. Both your younger kids start acting off.. El doesn't actually hate Mike?(why not? He's so hateable!) At least you won't see him around that much. At least you're daughter isn't saying him. YOUR SON IS NOW DATING MICHEAL FUCKING WHEELER!