#migration patterns

Eddie: I hate you. I'm gonna kick your ass. I'm literally going to fight you. I bet I'd knock you out in a fist fight and I'm a child.

Edgar: haha yeah probably

Scott's Dynamic With His Inner Child

Child Scott: - and I saw a snail outside once and the snail was going downhill. Do you think that's easier for snails or harder? I ran down a hill once so fast that I fell down. I can actually run so fast on regular ground that it's like the way people run downhill, but I don't need to run downhill to go that fast at all sometimes. And I bet when I run like that and pass a snail the snail doesn't even understand anything about me -

wow a wild milestone has appeared!

haven't seen them here in a while...

probably wandered of from the Side Blog.

Thanks for the tag, @thevikingwoman!

I’m still plucking away at the next chapter of Migration Patterns...

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That relatable moment when your grandma (who is also essentially the mayor of your town) demands you tell her all the ways you think your government sucks.

To celebrate being halfway done editing/revising the beta draft of Migration Patterns, please enjoy four small excerpts showcasing Edgar Gallows just trying his goddamned best.

I did it! I’ve been working on it nonstop all weekend 😫