@midtownheroics  //  happy birthday, Peter!
   Itâs a great way to start off someoneâs birthday morning â said no one EVER. What was an idea to surprise Peter with a good morning and happy birthday breakfast in bed, turned into apologies, and swears and attempts to cover up with a blanket MORE than Tony would have liked to see. And now the awkward moment AWAITS where Peter is ready to come out to meet Tony red face to red face.Â
    But Tony is prepared for it; there are pamphlets laid out on the kitchen table, ones he printed out five minutes ago about this kind of stuff, thereâs a wikiHow article printed out as well, right now in his hands, teaching him how to talk to boys and girls about the Birds & the Bees. Doesnât really fit for teenagers of 16 years old, but heâll add his own interpretations to it. He hears the door creak, careful footsteps padding out, â Come to the kitchen, Pete. Thereâs something we NEED to discuss. â












