#midsy

First up: whatever unc yaoi is going on with Spurgeon and Middleton and Moose have

2. Whatever the hell jeek is going

3. Idk how to explain this

4. Forbidden codependent wives Kirill and Zuccy

I believe a lot of you will enjoy this

tags: @midsy-rose @creepy-bi-day

Story under the cut!!

The insperation behind this story was an ask by Midsy-Rose, who has been giving me a ton of ideas and did one ask that caused the insperation behind this story!

Day: Well. It’s right...

from the ray & dregs hockey podcast, episode found here: https://omny.fm/shows/ray-and-dregs-hockey/nhl-playoff-outlook-minnesota-wild-d-man-jake-midd (interview starts at 23:17; transcript starts at 45:57)

side note, i do not usually listen to this podcast so i cannot tell the two hosts apart. for purposes of this interview it doesn't really matter, so they're both just labeled "host" lmao

HOST: Y'know, like- You need longer laces. The way you wear your gear, you look- you could’ve played in the 80s, and looked- perfect.

JACOB MIDDLETON: Well, so… I wear nothin’ under my gear. I wear- I wear socks now, because I saw Mario Ferraro get caught- get cut in New York, so I wear those cut-proof socks, but other than that, I wear an underjock and nothin’ else. So the media team hates me, ‘cause they can’t take any pictures or anything in the room and when they’re doin’ the pregame videos and that, they gotta steer clear of my corner ‘cause I got nothin’ on except for a little jockstrap. So- but no, the old-school- and I understand the long laces part, but I’m not, like, a tremendous skater, so I would hate to trip on these long laces. But I can understand where you’re comin’ from with the old-school look.

HOST: I gotta tell you, hearin’ about your under-gear? Man, your- your stallmates, they must be thrilled, eh? They must be thrilled, gettin’ ready.

JM: Well, I wear a co- I wear a towel, for a lot of it? Y’know, like if I’m walkin’ around the room, I’ll put a towel on, uh- Tony [DaCosta, equipment manager] says he’s gonna get me a bathrobe to, to wear around. Minnesota Wild, number 5 robe-

HOST: That’d be niiice-

JM: Yeah, but then I get the Hugh Hefner look, and then it’s like a little too old-school, y’know?

HOST: Well, I think you could pull it off.

Oooo!! Got another demon from you Midsy!! You must know me well because i love writing for these bois!!

-He most likely found them through a computer

-He is always watching them no matter what they do

-Doesn't kidnap his s/o right away, Instead he plans it out

-He makes sure to scare the living daylights out of his s/o before hand

-He hates brats after all

-Punishments are harsh coming from him

-He will trap you in a video game and not let you out

-He controles time in games due to him being able to fly around in the code of electronics

-So he can make you feel like you have been trapped for months

-when in reality only an hour has passed

-He makes sure his s/o knows what he can do

-This includes tying them up with wires that are ready to shock at his command

-He summons the wires himself, and They typically act like snakes as they even let off a hissing sound if you listen close enough

-Don't bother running away from him

-He will always know where you are

-He can see you

-How do you know that he isn't watching you right now?

I feel like I have done something similar to this before, but with other characters.