#michaelthread026

“i still can’t believe you ruined my reputation like this!” parker says, his tone joking, done with a smile on his face, “everyone at that table was like ‘ugh, i hope my spouse doesn’t buy me, it’ll be so embarrassing’ and shit,” he pauses, for dramatic effect, “and then my stupid husband buys me! everyone else got fun new dates. you got a fun new date with the french guy who’s really into whales! and i’m here with you eating sushi like we would have anyways!” he throws his hands up, probably attracting attention from the others, “tell me, babe, how much was this date worth? if you say 30 points i’m going to kill you in your sleep.”