#michael's sword

Just hear me out. Warning for mentions of sex toys, but it's all crack and fun and games. Because holy shit I need to vent this somewhere. This thought has been in my brain for weeks and If I need to suffer, so do you. Micheal's sword. The righteous man. Heavens soldier. Not to imply anything angsty here, but those could deadass be sex toy names. Like. Micheal's sword? really? you're telling me that's heaven's nickname for Dean Winchester and not the name for a dildo?

Heavens soldier is clearly a vibrator. The righteous man is either a euphemism for viagra, or a but plug.

I fully believe that I could walk into a vaguely high end sex store (one of the ones where they would like to be high end, but they're really not. You know the one) and there will be a blue and silver dildo named Micheal's sword. You cannot tell me I am wrong.

Now imagine. Sam has to go into a sex store to interview someone for a case or something, idk. The point is. He sees the Micheal's sword dildo. He immediately buys one. No hesitation. Just surpressed giggles as he realizes he just found the perfect chrismas gift.

The only problem: who to gift it to. Does he gift it to Dean, as a 'see what you've become joke'? Or does he gift it to Cas, who now has two Michael's swords for his bedroom? Maybe it would be uncomfortable for Cas because Michael is is brother.

Talking about Michael, he bets Adam would get a kick out of it. In the end, he buys two, one for Adam, one for Dean.

"Michael's Sword" - Digital Oil Painting

The perfect vessel.

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Never two without three, it's Michael's turn!! :D