Idk if this makes sense but hear me out
I want to know, WHY is nobody talking (atleast i didn't see it???) That, even if the whole 'theory' of Aziraphale doing all of this bc of his trauma of heaven and coming back and becoming the supreme Archangel is right, if we ignore everything and focus on the "canon", it STILLS DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE???
When Metraton first offered that to him, he didnt think twice on declining it UNTIL Crowley has been brought up to be his second on command, and then when Crowley denies and everything happens, he goes anyway???
And, i dont think Metraton would REALLY welcome Crowley again to heaven, like, did you see that face he did before leaving the bookshop with Aziraphale?? The face he did to Crowley???
Like wtf man, he probably knew Crowley wouldn't accept
I really think that, in some way, he talked to Aziraphale in a more, menacing way than Aziraphale said, isnt weird that, in various scenes we always have, one characters pov, than another, than another, always alterning, but when it comes to this, we didn't get to see how the conversacion bettwen Aziraphale and Metraton goes, Aziraphale is the one saying it to Crowley after the whole thing happens, and he probably altered how the conversacion got to go, maybe manipulated some phrases?
Bc, the whole thing is weird, i dont believe the coffee theory, but maybe something bettwen, the theory of "Coffee or death" (idk if is something like that), and, Aziraphale lying
Bc i have seen someone (i dont rebember who now sorry) saying abt this season having alot of references to Aziraphale lies then this being the construction to the biggest one, the final one. And it makes sense bc, this isn't the only thing that was being showed this season, it was that, Aziraphale MAKES his own plans, he knows what to do, he justs like to play like a damsel in distress when it comes to crowley.
Maybe Metraton threatened Crowley, maybe the only way for Crowley to be safe was if he got to go to heaven with Aziraphale, maybe Aziraphale already got to know Crowley wouldn't go, maybe he got Crowley angry on purpose, maybe thats why he smiled in the end, because Crowley wouldn't come back, and then he would be on earth, bc thats part of Aziraphale's plan.
(And i know this doesnt make much sense, but the whole conversacion bettwen Crowley and Aziraphale, in character, yes, but having seen all Aziraphale development, and seeing he thinking abt all the "Jo situation", saying in the face of Archangel Gabriel that he was a horrible person, he knowing very well that, Crowley isnt a bad guy, its something he has been saying for YEARS that he thinks that Crowley is nice, yes he have trauma but, its still weird in some way)
Maybe heaven doesnt want them both on Earth bc they know they will again interfere on the armaggedon, bc they are powerful together, maybe, if they are both powerful on heaven, both angels, that wouldn't be a problem, but they both on Earth? Thats a problem, then, its one or two, or you take both of them, or, you take just one.
They know the power they have together, they cant just let them both be here on Earth together if they both doesn't have side with heaven, they are a threat.
Ik that in some parts im getting confusing but thats bc im putting pieces together while im writing this, but i swear that in my head it does makes sense.
