s been a hot minute huh??? guess whos baaaaaack??? thas right ur fave medabot ur handsome hunk o’ metal METABEE!!!

how y’all been?? kinda lost access 2 my last blog :( google aint nice lemme tell u i spent more time than id like to admit tryina get my email back but yo they dont care that im metabee!! they be like oh u done lost ur phone number to the void?? well TOUGH LUCK ur locked out 4ever looolol (i aint laughin btw)

SO since tumblr b like u aint accessed this acc in 2 bajillion years we gonna needja to change ur password. well hoodly doody DAH i LOST MY DANG EMAIL BIG YIPEE AMIRITE??? tried 2 reach out to the team but was given the cold shoulder like sum girl ur tryina get thinkin that works for sum reason -_-

ANYWAY gotta take the L i guess n move my metabutt over to a new blog... shouganai ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i mean s fine s fine. guess its a good thing 2 cuz ya gotta move on ya know. man i loved that url i want it back... guess imma have 2 deal with metahunk for now. its not too shabby... but it aint metabeefcake ;)... :'(

MAN I DONT EVER SAY THIS BUT i never felt so damn DUMB yo no kiddin coudnt get my links 2 show on my profile thingy in here google like a madbot for 2 hours or sum i swear i was goin' mad cuz nuthin worked TURNS OUT I HAD THEM LINKS COLOR THE SAME AS THE BG why u call that accent colors man i dont speak no shakespeare here jus tell me what it is!!