#mertoile

emily  considered  herself  to  be  good  with  kids  for  the  most  part ,  teenagers  however  were  a  whole  other  thing.  normally  jj  and  her  would  tag  team  with  questions  but  the  media  was  really  trying  to  get  information  on  this  kidnapping.   

"I want the biggest, fattest most boil infested gourd we can find! All pumpkins are beautiful! Pumpkin Equality for all vegetables!"

"Oh really? Cause I seem to recall one time about a week ago where not only did you scream so high you dethroned Bubbles, but you clung to my arm and almost pulled it off."

What was it? A cockroach? Mouse? No, it was..

                       ‶  you  should  come  with  me ,  back  to  the  apex .  ″  simon  places  a  hand  on  his  hip ,  gesturing  to  the  car  exit  behind  them .  the  group  was  only  a  few  cars  back ,  and  it’d  be  great  to  assimilate  another  passenger .  grow  their  ranks .

The octopus was lay on his side, staring at the vandalized dumpster outside of the greasy-spoon he was cursed to work at forever, affixed to graffiti of his likeness, reading “loser”. It was his “trigger”, memories flooding back to third grade where everyone taunted him with that word when he performed in front an entire assembly of his peers.  

When he hears the presence of someone else he quickly picks himself back up, wiping away his tears and forcing that ever unimpressed demeanour of his. ❛ I’m fine. ❜ Oh, clearly. That wasn’t suspicious at all that he felt the need to just state his mood. 

❛ You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous. ❜ / @mertoile​ Rachel & Mason

“Is that so? What a SHAME.”

Mason can’t help but feel as though he’s being THREATENED. Unfortunately for all involved, the Gleeful twin simply didn’t believe that Rachel was a threat to him. She damn well COULD BE, of course, NOTHING in Gravity Falls was ever what it seemed, but that wasn’t going to stop him.

Their relationship THRIVED on a healthy level of snark and threats.

It kept things interesting.

❝ I’ve never fit into any category, always deemed an outcast. ❞ / @mertoile​

👊 ;; ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶤᶰᵇᵒˣ ( accepting )

Serious and MACHO vine starters • accepting