Mar 23, 2024
*on the phone*
stranger: i have your daughter
lewis: what? all of my kids are boys
stranger: then who the fuck is this princess-
lewis, screaming to seb : OH SHIT THEY HAVE GEORGE
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*on the phone*
stranger: i have your daughter
lewis: what? all of my kids are boys
stranger: then who the fuck is this princess-
lewis, screaming to seb : OH SHIT THEY HAVE GEORGE
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i feel deprived of lestappen content rn i need them to so sum craazy
type shit
Me as well! 😅 but luckily we have another race weekend coming up, and after the hug in Monaco everything seems possible 😏💙
when your 1st teammate you were assigned when you were 19 and shy and weird who took you to his cousin's wedding and basically sugar daddied/ dommed you into being a real adult before abandoning you for ferrari and you try to act very grown-up and mature now but part of you will always turn back into that blushing 19 year old when he gives you attention but it's really just carlando
Sebastian vettel in 2016 stayed BOOKED AND BUSY (he had to speak German with Nico and English to Lewis so they don't have to talk together in the cool down room because the girlies were tussing😔)
charles: what happens if i press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?
lando: the car takes a screenshot
george: for the last time, that's not how it works
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Charles: Time for plan G.
Carlos: Don't you mean plan B
Charles: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
George: What about plan D?
Charles: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Lando: And what about plan E?
Charles: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.
Max: I like plan E.
Nico and Lewis when 19 year old Max Verstappen tried to make a conversation in 2016 Japan GP cool down room:
(they were on the brink of a divorce)
that day he promised to himself that he will be a good podcast host in the future 😔😭
He was like NEVER, NEVER will that happen again
THE MAXSPLAINING IS A TRAUMA RESPONSE
Dude If I was max l'd carry a camera around with me and upload it years later with the caption "brocedes: The divorce"
daniel ricciardo, somewhere in australia: me and max are great friends and i-
max, 2,371 miles away: frIENDS???
daniel: yeah? i-
max: HOW COULD YOU
*dramatically falling to the ground*
daniel: maxie-
max: *unintelligible sobbing*
daniel: i do not get paid enough for this