guys guys.. galex... gal ex... gal sex... GAL SEX

I support this agenda it’s revolutionary

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS NEVER SEEN THIS??!?!?!?!?!?! IM GONNA CRY

good morninggg i am really pondering on the concept of jealous oscar because oh my word does that boy get jealous. and he is Never slick about it ever.

Oh my gosh this deeply amuses me so much, he’s not even subtle about it Oscar my boy you are seething because your teammate of like 17 seconds mentioned his ex. I admire the dedication that he’s been plotting on lando since he was like 12. my boy.

AUUYYYYGHHHHHBHB

LOOOOOOOK AT HIS CHEEKS THE LITTLE SKRUNKLY OH MY GOODNESS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CONSUME YOU. I WANNA CHOP YOU UP AND BAKE YOU IN A LOAF MY SWEET LITTLE THING

oscar refusing to look away from lando for more than a second is killing me. he’s not going anywhere.

no we must address this issue oscar, my sweetest love, you cannot be out here so weak like this. 😣 you need to stand up, you must. he is only but a man you can’t be partaking in this tomfoolery…WHAT would lily think about you 😔 (can’t say I blame you either ho I want your boyfriend :3)

the world is so peaceful without hearing an insecure man whine in your ear about women not being able to drive. BEYOND proud of all these amazing women making a name for themselves :3

he’s such a pretty girl, prettiest wife in the world :3

lando’s little “osc” after oscar copies lando 🥹

Want going to smoke tonight but…FAWK

I’m going to consume him in ways unthinkable eating him is not enough to feed the carnage in my soul I’m going to turn myself into the stardust his blood is made out of. little scrunkly.

Oh my goodness…. I’m melting I have no words

stand up lando you fucking loser