(WITCH CITY - DIGIMONDAY) The Office of the King’s Ministers is excited to announce Nolliemon, the Best Friend of the King, a bold new initiative featuring a brand new acquisition, in a collaboration between the visionary minds of the Voice of the King and Dream of the King.
With the introduction of Nolliemon, The Ministry accommodates a wide variety of citizens and their needs with a more agile Digimon partner who can connect to younger consumers. “We recognize there were some Digimon in the city who weren’t properly synthesizing our message,” said the Dream of the King in a statement. “With the acquisition of Olliemon, we saw a huge opportunity to connect with those citizens with new, hip messaging dynamics.”
The Ministry is excited to pay respects to the long history of the Olliemon brand. “Some call it the Genesis Tree,” stated the Voice of the King, “but to us, it’s a portfolio brimming with outstanding, beloved properties just waiting for the right investment.” Nolliemon will be a value-added experience for citizens, giving them more of the attitude and extreme sports they crave.
Parents don’t have to worry about messaging, however– the Dream of the King assures the public that Nolliemon will be acting within acceptable day-to-day operational parameters. “We’ve taken classic Olliemon behavior and elevated him in our new, globalized marketplace of ideas. Nolliemon will laugh, learn, and express loyalty to the King, serving as an example to our more disenfranchised demographics.”
Nolliemon will be available to all citizens on the Vox feed starting tomorrow. Subscribers to VOX TALKS will get an exclusive sneak peek at the new Minister for an additional fee.