#meproductsask

How are you all?

- @tiraded-taco

Hello, Taco!! We are all quite well! In fact, we are very glad to have people talking to us on the Internet again!!

Although, we have all managed to catch a bit of a virus..

*blowing screen in background*

I HATE THIS!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!

..*trying to process the words* When the.. me..are.. what..?...

Are you dyslexic

going by the AU yo explained this was. What was y'alls childhood like? Was Steve a good care taker or was he still neglectful?

Well, I.. Do not think I quite have a proper response. Of course our father was a very busy man, still is, but I do not think that means he was neglectful at all! He was an.. amazing caretaker. He made sure to tuck us into bed, and we would all waddle to his room if we ever had nightmares.. It was so nice...

Yeah! He's a pretty awesome dad.. Fucking badass!

Yeah, as a kid he made sure to give us lots of attention, even though he was busy. He put on those dancing fuit stim comps for us, best shit since Inanimate Insanity.

Although, as we grew up, Cobs did not.. Treat us kindly. He started to degrade us both mentally and physically. As we began to get around six or seven, (when Cobs's buisness had really started to boom), he did not.. pay attention to any of us, truly. But MePhone4 would always be an exception.

What the FUCK do you have that we don't, huh?! WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?! WE'RE ALL JUST HUNKS OF METAL ANYWAYS!!

.....

MEPHONE4S! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY.

NO! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GOING TO!! YOU HAVE TAKEN EVERY ONCE OF ATTENTION FROM OUR OWN FATHER! WHY?!! DON'T WE DESERVE LOVE TOO?!!

I'M JUST BETTER!

.....MePhone4. Excuse me?

..I said I'm just better than all of you. I have good ideas, I came up with II, I'M THE HOST FOR COBS' SAKE!! I'M BETTER THAN THE BOTH OF YOU! HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!!

.....

how are y'all today?

Hello! We are fine today! We have all decided to take a vacation to the beach!!

I HATE THE BEACH!! STUPID SAND!! UGHK!

..4S hates the sand. But he does love the calming sounds of the ocean!

SHUDDAAPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

The food here is awesome, I recommend the sanwiches.

I agree! The sanwiches are quite delicious!

I PERFER THE PIZZA!! PIZZA IS BETTER!!!

NO! YOU SHOULD EAT THEM AT THE SAME TIME, IT TASTES SO MUCH BETTER THAT WAY!!!

NO IT DOESN'T, THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!

WELL YOU'RE DISGUSTING!!!!!

SAYS THE ONE WHO PUTS SANDWICHES ON PIZZA!!!!!!!

*they continue arguing in the background*

Oh, yeah ofc!! So, these little sillies are actually from an II AU I made called "Raising Products", where Cobs made these little guys and took care of them. It's a Cobs father au. I can go into further detail if you need, and explain the lore and stuff! But basically they're just at Cobs's house right now. They actually grew up like babies, like, started out small and stuff. Soo, yea! I don't know if that's what you wanted I'm sorry.

Absolutely! I love looking at how beautiful and mysterious the stars are.. Space in general just appeals to me! That would be wonderful, sir!

HELL YEAH!

OOC: I GIGGLED WHEN I FIRST READ THIS

I WOULD OBVIOUSLY WIN!! CHAINSAWS OVERPOWER ANYTHING!!

I do not condone fighting, especially with my siblings.. I would let one of them win.

If I got cookies afterwards I would make sure I win.