#mentioned: shadow

they’re face to face with none other than a replica of Sonic, who appears to be pregnant, a Shadow, a Tails and Ria the hedgehog

to them they look exactly the same, a scary similarity*

-@askthesonicgang

*They all hit the ground with a thud. Everyone is fine and uninjured (ignoring Tom's very real broken arm). A wave of pain thrummed through Shadow from the impact. Everyone is confused. Sonic helps Shadow get back on his feet, Knuckle and Maddie do the same for whoever is nearest to them.*

Ria: Dad?

Shadow: Ria, im a bit busy right now, can it wait?

Ria: Where’s dad?

Shadow: Oh fuck must’ve gone to see Shadow.

@askthesonicgang

Oh, wow, there ... really is more of him. Huh. And this one's a father too. Good god.

Who you're looking for must have left with my arrival. I got the little guy next to me.

AT LEAST THAT IS A LEGITEMATE DOCUMENTED THREAT. THIS IS JUST ANNOYING AND AN INSULT TO MY FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE.

A certain stripped bastard maaayy have donated some genes.

You forget that they started dating two weeks after Shadow fully recovered from his injuries.

It was a little funny to watch Shadow walk into a wall and trip on his feet because he kept looking at Sonic instead of where he was going.

*Sonic just raises his hand and flips off the anon.* My gender status is whatever my boyfriend finds hot and pisses you off most.

*Tom and Maddie glance at each other and point at a box on the floor. There is loud purring coming from the box. Black and red quills and blue quills are somewhat visible from within.* Shadow is not the only one who does it.

You love them, you feed them, you give them a bed to sleep in and they decide they prefer the cardboard box.