Still a mystery.
After a lifetime of research into the feminine soul, I still haven't figured out women. One thing I have learned is that women can make a quarrel about anything. (Candy corn is a vegetable so drop it.) But on the flip side, I do think relations with men for ladies would go so much smoother if they followed the basic rules that apply to all men. Let me throw a few out. First off ladies, ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work most of the time. Anything you wear is fine. You don't need to ask my opinion. If you think you've put on weight, you probably have. Just don't ask me. Ladies, if you're guy, is enjoying the game on tv, common sense should tell you it's not a good time to vacuum.(No lifting my feet during a red zone possession.) Women are wonderful. I just wish they'd follow the basic rules for dealing with men. My wife and I watched this sappy movie the other night when this guys partner passed away and he was lonely and in search of love. My ladylove asked that dreaded question if I'd remarry if she passed on and if so how long before I'd start dating? I held her hands and told her how I could never love anyone else. I'm used to the way you yell at me. I wouldn't want to go thru that again with another woman.
