ultimate ship meme || accepting
@memoryhallowed said: ship meme but ur choice outta our ships :)
noooo making me choose ahh. ok, daaron? (bc i feel like they’re more likely to get married than desus)
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (I mean i have like three OTPs for Daryl but fr this needs to be canon next season)
How long will they last? - Once Daryl finally gets his head out of his ass and they get together they’ll be unbreakable
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I think this one crept up slow and probably happened without either of them fully realizing it. They’re a true friends to lovers trope.
How was their first kiss? - in most ‘verses probably tentative at first, searching and slow, feeling each other out and then quickly going deeper.
Who proposed? - Daryl. I think Aaron would’ve probably brought it up, feeling the idea out, feeling how Daryl felt about it but wouldn’t want to push him. Then one day Daryl’d kind of casually be like “so... you wanna do the thing?”
Who is the best man/men? - god... me just sitting here trying to think who’s still alive/around that they’re friends with. I think depending on the timeline it’d be Jesus and/or Rick. ...Can’t actually think of anyone from s10 they’d ask though, huh.
Who is the bridesmaid(s)? - Gracie, Lydia, Judith, Michonne, Carol... many options. Ok forget the best men, just lots of bridesmaids XD
Who did the most planning? - Aaron, though Daryl’d poke his head in and point at food or floral arrangements from time to time.
Who stressed the most? - Daryl, probably. If only about the awkwardness of a ceremony
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding (Aaron would probably want something nice with their friends around and Daryl’d want to give him that) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Negan XP
Who is on top? - switch, probably
Who is the one to instigate things? - both
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - A while, they like to take their time and enjoy it
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - I feel like amount matters less than quality
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - 0
How many children will they adopt? - a feeew
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Aaron, since he’s got so much experience XP (nah, daryl would do his share)
Who is the stricter parent? - oof. they’d both be marshmallows. Aaron would probably be stricter so far as bedtimes and homework and whatnot.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Daryl (because he’d probably find out about it happening more)
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Aaron
Who is the more loved parent? - my inner Daryl is saying Aaron, obviously 😅
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Aaron
Who cried the most at graduation? - Daryl 😅
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Daryl
Who does the most cooking? - I think they’d trade off
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Aaron. Daryl will eat literally anything.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Aaron
How often do they bake desserts? - Occasionally. Daryl wouldn’t be great at it but I feel like they’d have fun doing it together. Ugh, domestic feels
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Aaron (unless you mean out past the walls bc then Daryl)
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - I guess Daryl but also definitely not Daryl. He’d be careful about that shit.
Who cleans the room? - Aaron
Who is really against chores? - Neither (though Daryl’d definitely complain about certain “around the house” chores, like what is the point of this)
Who cleans up after the pets? - Daryl
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Daryl
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Daryl if it’s strangers, Aaron if it’s friends
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - I genuinely do not understand this question 😂i guess whichever one was cleaning there that day idk
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Aaron
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Daryl
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they’d do it up for the holidays for sure. Aaron’d be all for it and Daryl would secretly love doing all the fun silly cute traditions he never got to before
What are their goals for the relationship? - loving, protecting, and accepting each other and their kids the way they didn’t have, growing up
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Aaron? Daryl’s up early
Who plays the most pranks? - probably Daryl. he does have a playful/mischievous side that miiiight come out once they’re real happy and comfy with each other.