#memetic kill agent

#Nintendo is embedding memetic kill agents in #PokémonSword and #PokémonShield, and there's a prize if you can find them all!

Gawfiewd Kawt is the physicaw equivawent to Hawo. With an amazing stowywinye. And amazing chawactews. Most peopwe don't undewstand why Gawfiewd is wacing Jon in a go kawt match. But peopwe whom have an high iq can undewstand the wowe. Jon was fed up with Gawfiewd being a fat cat, and had enyough. He put him into a go kawt and said "Wace me ow you'ww nyevew see youw wasagnya again." So Gawfiewd waced him. And they waced, and waced, and waced, and waced. Untiw they've given up. Jon knyew he was defeated. But he nyevew gave up. He cawwed down Odie to join the wace. It was a fiewcefuw 2 v 1, with awiens fwying awound evewywhewe and pies being thwown But it seemed wike nyothing couwd take down Gawfiewd. Then it happenyed. The finyaw wace. Evewy chawactew was against Gawfiewd. They wewe fed up with his winnying stweak. They aww decided to join togethew and buiwd onye mega kawt. Onye so powewfuw that nyot even Papa Wuigi couwd take down. Gawfiewd was stiww confident that he couwd win. Then the day appwoached. The wace began. The sky was dawk. It stawted to wain. It aww came down to this onye wace. Gawfiewd was ahead, as awways. But he nyoticed his caw was stawting to faww apawt. His enginye stawted to smoke, and his wheews wewe swowwy coming off. Thewe was a mawk on his kawt saying "Nyewmaw <3" Gawfiewd was fuwious, and he continyued to wace, even when death seemed wikewy. His caw, onwy having two wheews weft and a buwnying enginye, coming cwose to the finyish winye. Whewe Vito was waiting fow him, with a hot, steamy wasagnya. The caw bwew the thiwd wheew. Onwy onye wheew weft, but Gawfiewd stiww was going. Untiw. Jon puwwed out a c4 and said "THIS IS THE END FOW YOU, FAT CAT." He thwew it at the caw, and detonyated it. An expwosion couwd be heawd miwes away. Thewe was nyothing weft of the kawt but a couwd of smoke. But, wadies and gentwemen. This wasn't the end of gawfied. Vito went to Gawfiewd, who seemed to have passed out. He fed Gawfiewd the wasagnya, hoping it couwd wake him up. "I bewieve in-a you, Gawfiewd." Vito said. "Wake up." Gawfiewd's eyes openyed. "It's-a miwacwe (・`ω´・) " Vito shouted. Gawfiewd got on a wittwe boawd with wheews. The mega kawt fuww of the othew chawactews was cwosing in on Gawfiewd, but the finyish winye was wight thewe. The kawt did a mega-boost that wouwd weave Gawfiewd in the dust. But using the stwength Gawfiewd got fwom Vito's wasagnya, he pushed the boawd towawds the finyish winye. They wewe head to head, Jon, who wooked awmost insanye, went fuww powew. He stawted thwowing the othew chawactews off to gain speed. He was doing anything he couwd to gain enyough speed to beat Gawfiewd. The smoke cweaws, the finyish winye was destwoyed. It wooks wike it has been a tie. But the finyaw wepway pwayed. Siwence fwom the audience. Jon wooked at the wepway and awmost cwied. The winnyew was... Gawfiewd.