Pidge has not forgotten that Lotor had her imprisoned father on hand to use against her at the next convenient moment. Unfortunately, their new alliance forbids her from being overtly antagonistic, so she opts for a gradual, subtle torture.
Lotor: I do not understand what is still left for me to gain your trust. Pidge: OP is literally the leader of the Empire but go off I guess.
Pidge, a la Despicable Meme: We capture Prince Lotor. We try to trade him in and get rid of him. He becomes Emperor and now we’re stuck with him forever. He becomes Emperor and now we’re stuck with him forever...
Every time they see an alien that looks vaguely like a frog, “Here comes dat boi.” Pidge: Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! Lotor: Excuse me? Pidge: Screeee!
He receives a message from Pidge. Believing she is finally agreeing to work with him without Allura at her throat, he opens the file. Never Gonna Give You Up starts playing.
Pidge: “Working with Voltron doesn’t redeem Lotor of his past actions nor change the fact that he will betray us as soon as it is convenient for him,” I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame. The crowd begins to scream. I look for the source. There, in the fifth row, is Narti’s bitter corpse.
Lotor: She was dead, last I checked, so if she breathes— Pidge: SHE’S A THOT! Matt: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS! Lotor: Could we hold one conversation without one of your incomprehensible Earth jokes? Pidge: Some people ?? make incomprehensible Earth jokes ?? to cope??
