#melonkollie

hate that feeling of seeing such great potential in a ship but knowing finding good content is a lost cause because unfortunately, heteros;;; LOVE that feeling of seeing a Trusted Individual express interest in that same ship 👀👌

Everyone else in this fandom apparently: Jaime and Brienne get married!! Have five children!! Have mutually satisfying normal sex! Their love heals all!

Me, an utter goblin: Jaime furtively and furiously jacks off to the thought of Brienne and Tormund doin’ it b/c his self-loathing is so strong that he can’t actually imagine being allowed to be with her even though he desperately wants to. Brienne clench-jawed refuses to rub one out b/c she’s terrified if she allows herself one (1) sensual thought the dam inside her will break open and she’ll drown in repressed lust.

hey there i’m dadfighter mcgee and i will fight your dad for free

thank you for blessing us with your visage, also is that a stuffed shark

IT IS! I am amazing and pleased that you spotted him! 

all knives are saws but not all saws are knives

novafuzzcheeks is rly good if u haven't seen her stuff yet

omg you actually did it you absolute madperson. nice nice nice i was rooting for you ��������

anyway like obviously caleb is headed down a dangerous and uhhhhh slightly mad path on account of his uhhh TRAUMA and whatnot, and obviously won't it be GREAT when the BOND between these two traumatized men is ultimately what DRIVES their CHARACTER GROWTH and MUTUAL HEALING

like seriously that is prime ship real estate and i can think of multiple popular het ships right off the top of my head with the same dynamic. homophobes stay transparent

also while you could, theoretically, call caleb evil you'd need an extremely specific definition of "evil" in order to do so. and even then it's a stretch. it's a stretch to even call his motivations purely selfish. he's both hurting and highly gifted, that's always a volatile combination. he needs TENDERNESS and UNDERSTANDING and also someone who won't let him GET AWAY with his SHIT in certain situations. :eyes: