#melon anon

If Cliff were a stronger man maybe he would be able resist Luca’s puppy eyes.

-melon

Luca looked up at him from his position on his knees, those puppy eyes on display. Cliff knew what Luca wanted, knew it better than he knew anything else. And Cliff, with his inability to resist anything about Luca Haas, was going to give it to him.

"Charlie doesn't charge sinners for the bar. However, we do have a sinner's rehabilitation tip jar of you insist. It helps fund the hotel."

Yoongi had a long morning at the studio and he was finally getting back home to his shared apartment with his roommate. They've been roommates for a while now and they both developed a close friendship. He could always count on her to cheer him up when he is stressed. He didn't want to admit it but he started to develop feelings for her but he didn't want to try anything. He didn't want to ruin their friendship and he didn't know if she liked him back. He walked to their apartment as he unlocked the door and walked in as he took his shoes off. He smelled food cooking and followed the smell to the kitchen to see Elena cooking. He walked up beside her and smiled. "What are you making?"

Well, they would just be the best dads on the planet. Just the thought gives me all the feels. All of ‘em!! I also want to make sure this is explicitly clear: I would absolutely have adorable babies with every one of them - particularly Shunsui. I honestly think I could talk about them being dads all day. I’ve said this before, but I’m super pumped to write my Shunsui - pregnancy (smut + more) ask.

Jushiro:

*Jushiro is the patient dad.

*He was practically meant to be a father. His zanpakuto is two kiddos for crying out loud! He wants it more than anything.

*Jushiro would throw his all into being an amazing father and husband. Let’s face it, he wouldn’t have to try very hard. The man is practically perfect. *dreamy sigh*

*He would be SO loving, it would make your heart melt. Every time you see him with the kids you would be instantly struck with this feeling of “THIS is exactly why I wanted to have your babies. You’re perfect.”

*Even when he’s trying to discipline them when they’ve been naughty, he’s just too kind and patient for his own good. It doesn’t work.

*His tiny humans would have him figured out very early on and wrapped around their tiny little fingers. They could probably get away with murder as far as Jushiro is concerned, but luckily they’re just as sweet as their dad.

*I HC Jushiro having two kiddos, a boy and a girl. One with dark hair, one with white. Please excuse me while I go live in my fantasy.

Shunsui:

*Shunsui is the relaxed, ‘cool’ dad type. He doesn’t sweat the small stuff.

*His biggest priority is making sure his kid(s) have a happy childhood. They can worry about work later. The kiddo gives him the perfect excuse to ditch his duties whenever he gets the chance, but instead of going to nap, he plays with your tiny human.

*Hopefully you’re willing to lay down some rules for the tiny human (they’re really rules for Shunsui), because he is not the type to establish rules or follow them.

*It might drive you slightly crazy sometimes, but you forgive him when you see how happy your kiddo (and your entire family by extension) is.

*As lazy as Shunsui is known for being sometimes, that doesn’t apply to his duties as a husband or father. He goes above and beyond to make sure you’re both taken care of and get whatever your hearts desire.

*Nanao absolutely comes around to read to the little one too, just like Lisa did for her. She may or may not teach said tiny human daddy’s favorite napping spots, just in case she needs one more person to track him down in an emergency.

*I HC him as having a little girl with dark curly hair just like daddy. She is absolutely daddy’s little princess and had him wrapped around her finger the second he laid eyes on her - and you.

Kisuke:

*Kisuke would be a very playful ‘best friend’ type of dad. He always encourages his kids not to take life too seriously.

*Kisuke’s kid would be so much like him, its scary. Also adorable, but mostly scary. Imagine that Kisuke level of hyper-intelligence in a child and the mischief they would create!

*That child would be a pro at sneaking out and covering their tracks at an early age. Reishi dampening cloak? Kisuke’s kid has a suit that they made themselves - probably more than one, actually. They’ve planned for you to find the original and hide it.

*You and Kisuke would absolutely have your work cut out for you when it comes to keeping track of that kid. Best of luck.

*Kisuke and his kid would eventually have a battle of wits - several, in fact. It doesn’t matter how crafty you think you are, its best to leave things up to the pros.

*You and your tiny human could craft up pranks for Kisuke all day, and he would let you. Kisuke would know what you were up to, but having fun with the two of you is priority number one.

Dr.Schneeplestein: Y-yes sir.

Dr.Implier: This might sting a bit.

Dr.Schneeplestein: It’s okay, I’m not made of glass.

Dr.Implier: Stop making this sound like a porno, I’m your dentist.

-melon

i think shane would be more physical than anything. he would be cuddling him, playing with his hair, holding him close. he would also tell him how proud he is of him, how good he’s doing, how great that hat trick was he scored three nights ago. he wouldn’t let him forget all the times he was the best he could be, because that always makes shane feel better when he himself is down

ilya would also be physical. he’d be kissing him, cuddling him, murmuring sweet things to him in russian. he would also cook (or order) luca’s favorite food. he would also tell funny jokes and stories to make him smile, wanting to see him laughing instead of being so down

cliff would give luca all of his favorite things. favorite meal, favorite snack, favorite drink, favorite movie or show, all of it. he would let luca talk to him and vent it out, and like shane, would remind him of all the times when he did something great and scored the best goals