Felt the need to share because I've been manically giggling at this for fifteen minutes 😭

I may be burnt out but I think "Wait....does he gay?" has saved me

BRO I SAW THIS RIGHT WHEN I WOKE UP literally as soon as I opened twitter I'm like "WHAT is happening??" It is SO FUCKIN FUNNY

(i am sorry to hear you're burnt out bb I hope you can recharge in some way 💛🫂🧡)

But fr

Wait.....does he gay?

(COMPLETELY ignore this if you live on like. The south side of NJ lmao. Hope you’re doing well <33)

To quote that one viral video. I LIKE MY MAYOR MUSLIM. MY BAGELS JEWISH. MY CHRISTIAN DIOR. KNICKS IN FOUR

It’s true though it’s very true, the Knicks are two games away from winning the NBA finals and you can indeed hear the cheers from jersey. Not necessarily from a “there are parts of Jersey directly across the river and they physically heard them” standpoint, though tbh I would not be shocked if that was the case. But moreso from a “the people in those parts of Jersey were ALSO watching and cheering as well.”

New Jersey sport loyalties are very interesting because with the single exception of the Devils we do not have our own sports teams. So if you are closer to NYC you pick the NY teams and if you are closer to Philly you pick the Philly teams.

As a New York Mets fan I can never root for a team from Philly on principle. But that’s neither here nor there. Anyway. Yes, a tremendous part of NJ folks are rooting for the Knicks. With the exception of women’s soccer (WE LOVE YOU NY GOTHAM) there has been no major NY sports team to win a championship in. A very long time. So. We need this.

Additionally the emos in the tri-state area are also rooting for the Knicks as thanks for winning the previous round quickly enough that BMTH did not need to postpone their concert (because the Knicks play at the same arena that BMTH was playing at) so even not-really-into-sports people are also rooting for the Knicks.

It’s a big time. We need this. Knicks in 4 🙂‍↕️

Plus, while I don't do it often anymore, a lot of your art inspires me to paint, too! I really, really admire your skill, and I think you, as an artist, are really cool.

Thank you so, so much for fueling my love for OFF (as well as STP) <33

(I'm not really good with my words aside from repeating 'your art is really pretty to me', so I'm sorry if I sound like an old record.)

aaGHHH AGHH

You're too kind! 💖 Thank you for making my day!

I am lobed!!

Brain, lung, or liver lobed?

His voice is so smooth, the backing vocals are heavenly, and he's made the song sound so soft? So loving??

Be right back I need to bury myself. Wake me up when Spring comes. Jesus

Oh to be able to experience listening to Hozier's cover of Do I Wanna Know? all over again for the first time 🥹💛

Actually you know what? I'm putting it here if I have any other mutuals who would like to give it a listen and/or anybody who wants to listen to it again for no other reason than "just because":

Of course I had to gif my favorite parts:

Hope that tequila sits right with you tomorrow morning lol. Sending you paracetamol // ibuprofen if not 🤲

Normally I would answer my inbox in chronological order but I'm skipping to this one for those who were following The Tequila Saga from last night.

It is now morning, I wanted more hours of sleep but my messed up body clock said "nope! I am serving you your usual 5hrs only!" Oddly enough I feel more refreshed than if I'm just waking up from a normal shift?

I lowkey still smell the tequila when I breathe out of my nose. But, no hangover, no feeling like I wanna blow chunks.

To those of you who think me crazy a magician as to how I survived the 8 shots of tequila, there really are only 3 rules I live by when drinking:

EAT A FULL, HEAVY MEAL BEFORE DRINKING ANY ALCOHOL

DRINK ICE COLD WATER IN BETWEEN SHOTS AND ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU'RE DONE

KNOW YOUR LIMIT. Stop drinking if you think you're not feeling well/aren't having a good time anymore

Beloved friend thinks of me? Quick let me make some shitty memes

Horribly pixelated last moon of 2025 upon ye!!!

HELLO LAST MOON OF 2025!!!!!! Beloved 🥰🥰🥰