#melbourne 1

Liam: I hear this boing-boing-boing. Big fuck off kangaroo jumps out of an hedge (?). It says "are you that cool cunt out of Oasis, are ya?" I am, yeah. He says "my name's Drew" I said oh yeah, Drew the kangaroo ain't ya? He said "Welcome to Australia, but good luck getting these lot to do the Poznan tonight there's some potheads", he said "potheads, if they're not stoned out of their heads then they've got sun stroke from fucking about in the garden all the time." I said mate it's Oasis 2025, there'll be up for it. He said "anyway, I'm outta here" and he bounced off.