#megmilla

hmmm, I see Jo gifting that to her as a practical joke on Valentine’s Day, and then instead of being scared, her other side kicks in and is like of couRSE. ThesE ARE GOOD IDEAS. And then she goes all suburban mom reading 50 shades of grey on it, except for those few pages which she’s like ehhhh and then she tries some of it on Carmilla and Carmilla’s just like wtf babe. babe??? and she finds the book, and realizes that it’s from Laura and Jo, and as petty revenge she goes to the romantic restaurant that they’re having dinner at and uses her powers to set off the fire alarm and indoor sprinklers, her parting phrase from where she smirks at them from the doorframe being ‘Thanks guys, this Valentine’s Day has been very exciting’

also Kirsch and Laurie trying to recreate the Lady and the Tramp scene with twizzlers

Amy seeing Laura as a threat would bother her more, because honestly… honestly think about Jo… there’s no universe where she wouldn’t be fucking over the moon ecstatic and laughing hysterically over Meg 1. asking her for advice and 2. trying to talk about sex 

Also she tells Jo about it, and Jo teases Meg mERCILESSLY

Kirschie: Kirsch is afraid that he’s too dumb for Laurie. Laurie is afraid that he’s not the kind of boy that Kirsch wants, that he’s not buff enough, and he doesn’t love sports enough.Jaura: Laura is afraid that being a succubus will push Jo away. Jo is afraid that Laura will close up again and shut her out.Jerry: Joan is afraid that Perry will suddenly decide that their relationship isn’t normal. Perry is afraid that Joan Elsallie: Elsallie is afraid that everyone will be so jealous of their awesomeness that someone will try to assassinate them.Bethitage: Beth is afraid that Jeep will want sex, because she really doesn’t. Jeep is afraid that Beth will want sex, because he doesn’t even know how.Megmilla: Meg is afraid that Carmilla will leave her when she gets too old. Carmilla is afraid that Meg won’t want her anymore once their age difference gets too large.Danamy: Amy is afraid that Danny will get back with Laura. Danny is afraid that Amy will fall in love with someone else, just like Laura did.Profontaine: LaF is afraid that the professor is too mature, and will get tired of them. The prof is afraid that they’re too boring, and that they can never measure up to laf’s love for science and Perry.