Kirschie: Kirsch does the full out romantic dinner, complete with red roses, all of the stereotypical things like champagne and chocolate, but also some beer. Basically he goes on yahoo answers to find the ultimate date and does it. He’s committed, and will do like ‘themed dinners.’ It’s adorable. Laurie goes the other route and gets tickets to sporting events. He enjoys going to the games more than he’d like to admit.
Jaura: It’s weird because Jo and Laura are like some of the wildest of the bunch but I just like... don’t see them as super romantic? like they both appreciate the idea of spontaneous romantic gestures, but neither like... takes the initiative? and they’re kind of okay with that? because sex is a tricky subject with succubus!Laura and neither of them want to seem like they’re pushing it? I feel like romantic surprises are not really a Jaura thing, except maybe a ‘big’ proposalJerry: Joan takes Perry on surprise dates, to museums, or gardens, or anywhere with a lot of beauty, because she knows that it’s very Not Perry, but that it could be, and it is, because Perry learns to love it, the orderly rows, and neatly framed paintings with subjects that range from the most orderly to the most chaotic. Perry... I see Perry as gardening, or working at a community garden, and surprising Joan with bouquets of flowers sent to her work.Elsallie: Nothing surprises Elsallie. They are too cool and amazing to be shocked by things, because nothing could be more incredible than themselves. They go to the opera and to rock concerts and one time they took cooking classes and everything that they baked came out beautifully because they are just that awesome.Bethitage: Jeep makes Beth breakfast in bed, but he’s a SHIT cook so it’s basically a bowl of cereal and like... an apple, and he’s so proud of himself because he cut the apple all by himself and he DID IT. Beth writes JP a song and he’s so !!!!!! about it.Megmilla: Whenever Meg gets really stressed about work, Carmilla arranges for the two of them to have a spa day, and it’s the perfect thing for her to calm down and relax. Meg tries to infuse different things with blood and it’s really wild? like??? wine with blood in it? hot cocoa with blood in it? fruit and blood? sometimes it comes out really badly because she can’t taste test it for obvious reasons and Carmilla just like... tries not to gag. And she also experiments with different kinds of blood with Perry and LaF’s help for the flavor profiles and stuff? basically she just wants to make it so carmilla can enjoy real food more than just champagne and chocolateDanamy: I can’t even talk about these two. They’re some of the sappiest romantic FOOLS ever, like what. Pie datesssss, valentine’s day surprises, little gifts left on pillows, movie nights where they just cuddle. They go to poetry readings and they’re just so gross so fricken grossssssProfontaine: they EXPERIMENTtake that as you will
