#megcostas

who cooks normally?:

Meg does, mostly because it gives her some quiet time away from the faerie, and she’s had more than enough magic in her life. Celine pouts about it at times because it takes forever, but she can’t deny that the human knows what she’s doing.

how often do they fight?:

More frequently than they used to. At first Meg would hold her tongue in fear that Celine would make her vanish from the planet. When it became clear that it wouldn’t ever happen, she became more bold in challenging the faerie.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

Celine is off terrorizing Verden, but keeps a close eye on her favourite pet. Meg, in the meanwhile, is often off running errands for the witch, though she worries for her despite knowing better.

nicknames for each other?:

Celine refers to Meg as her ‘little bird’, or when she’s being rebellious, ‘Lady Sass’. Meg calls her ‘mistress’ or ‘Celine’, and doesn’t deviate much from that.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

Celine. Considering she already owns Meg, it would seem silly to make the woman pay more than she already had.

who steals the covers at night?:

Celine. It’s a given.

what would they get each other for gifts?:

Meg already gave Celine the most intimate gift possible, but she will occasionally bring back the faerie’s favourite pastries from the castle’s kitchen. Celine tends to me much more generous, providing Meg with rare (and vaguely illegal) treasures accumulated in her many commissions.

who kissed who first?:

Celine would often kiss her cheek or her forehead affectionately, but it was Meg who first decided that they should quit beating around the bush, and kissed the faerie properly.

who made the first move?:

Celine certainly flirted more than Meg at first, mostly because the latter was too terrified of her to think about relationships for a good while.

who remembers things?:

Celine has the longer memory of the two, but she relies on Meg to remind her of the more trivial matters.

who started the relationship?:

Meg did, in a sense, by handing her soul, her everything, over to the dark witch in the first place.

who cusses more?:

Meg does, although both women have more creative ways of expressing how angry they are with the world.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

big spoon/little spoon: Esmeralda, although she invariably ends up flopping and sprawling away at some point in the night, forcing Meg to drag her back for warmth.

favorite non-sexual activity: Talking. Just talking. It’s not a frequent thing, because Meg’s not that forthcoming of a person, but Esme makes it easier for her and she finds herself occasionally unloading on the Vagrant girl. Not everything, not all her secrets at once, and it’s always with her characteristic sarcasm and dry humor, but it makes her feel better anyway to have someone who will always listen no matter how blunt or snarky she gets. Esme also loves going on short walks with Meg. Not necessarily long ones, just aimless meanderings down sidestreets to get out of the way of city hustle and bustle. Or going a little ways out of town to get fresh air and clear minds. They find it relaxing, being away from everyone else and not having to keep their defenses up all the time.

who uses all the hot water: It’s a struggle. Meg needs her water very hot, and Esme spends at least an hour in there every time. They have to shower at completely different times of the day in order to have enough water for both of them.

most trivial thing they fight over: They both have strong opinions and quick tongues, and could go at each other for just about anything if they wanted. But the most frequent thing is Meg’s reluctance to share her feelings and thoughts, while Esme wants to be open and honest about everything. Those conversations usually end with them going off to be alone for a while to simmer down and collect themselves.

who does most of the cleaning: Esme, like clockwork. Meg is constantly amazed how quickly things get tidied up. If she didn’t know better (and she’s checked), she would have thought faeries were coming in and magicking the messes away.

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Esmeralda because she’s more into her shows and wants to keep up with them as much as possible. Meg claims she doesn’t like watching TV, but sometimes she’ll stop and watch over Esme’s shoulder and ask a question about the plot. Which Esme will always answer while also suggesting that Meg just sit down and watch with her no matter how many times Meg swears she’s not that interested.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: They will actually both march downstairs and give him an earful. Med dislikes the cold a lot, and Esme doesn’t want to deal with a grumpy, chilly Meg. So they gang up on him and cow him into submission.

who steals the blankets: Meg, because she gets cold easily while sleeping and Esme always sleeps with more than enough blankets to spare.

who leaves their stuff around: Meg, though not consciously. As stated before, though, by the time she remembers she needs to pick her stuff up, it’s already been taken care of by the “Cleaning Faerie”.

who remembers to buy the milk: Esme. Although Meg will be the first one to point it out when the milk gets low or runs out.