#megastarter

The Black Tie dress code for the anniversary is just for attendees and not performers, right? Because there's no fucking way I finna be rocking out in a gown and heels.

"Let's start a petition to put better food in the vending machines." 

What do you think? Au naturale or pushed-up? 

Sorry, I don't have the energy to pretend I'm listening to you. So please, save your breath and stop.

"Okay, but... That's my parking spot. I literally park there everyday. It's mine. It's just, like, a known thing here."

"Now’s not really the time to bother me. I have a massive hangover and I’m trying to save my ‘give a fuck’ for someone important. Please leave, but before you do shut the blinds, smash that ugly vase someone sent me, get me an aspirin and coffee– the stronger the better. Scratch that. Get me more Scotch. "

"How many hours in the studio is too many hours in the studio?" 

"The do not enter sign on the door there... it isn't just a suggestion."