Silly me did I accidentally wear clothing laced with invisibility powers again?!
*EARMUFFS LITTLE ONES*
Over the past year I've been saying this phrase or some form of this it under my breath at least 2x a day. I think it's because a lot of people suffer from MEFIRSTITIS & ALLABOUTMENONIA. You see these are highly contagious diseases, which causes others who have made contact with people suffering from them to develop severe inner (and sometimes outer) rage.
Now I wouldn't normally write about it because I know it's something that annoys me greatly and others in society just have accepted it. However, yesterday (Thursday) pushed me over my limit of "SWEET! My Invisibility Powers Must Have Kicked In" joking mentality when my dog was affected by one of these assholes.
(Short Summary: A car made a turn into my dog as my brother and her were crossing the street on their after dinner walk. The driver claims he didn't see them, but my brother is over 6FT tall, the area is well lit & has no view blockages, and HE STOPPED FOR THE STOP SIGN before turning into her. Thankfully, She is fine since he didn't hit the gas so it was like someone pushed her over and she only has 2 superficial scrapes.)
I seriously think this is a problem in society that needs to be discussed and rectified already. I'm so glad that Jenna Marbles' video this week deals with this subject matter too. I think the idea of telling everyone who are showing symptoms of MEFIRSTITIS & ALLABOUTMENONIA to "PIPE THE FUCK DOWN!" is frackin' brilliant. We should all start saying this just to make these people aware of their diseases. It really can't make things worse. Plus, I bet it will help make people who suffer from (inner or outer) rage when exposed to these idiots feel A LOT better.















