#medisniper

💘💘Some TF2 Valentine's cards! + a somewhat spicy one under the cut 👇

happy pride !!

flags below cut for those curious

also any medic x sniper. rarepair i know 😭

Platonic Scout/Pyro

they cuddle a lot! It's 100% of the time initiated by Pyro because they are much more open about being affectionate and liking affection. And while Pyro might be the one always initiating, with time Scout protests less and less

sometimes they cook or bake togheter. Neither of them is a great cook, but hey, two minuses give a plus, right? Well, not always but they have fun. Plus, add some of that radiation and Scout will eat anything that otherwise tasted terrible

Pyro's the only one who can convince Miss Pauling to make sure they got delivered more Bonk than normally. Naturally she questions why on earth Pyro wants Bonk at first, but the answer isn't exactly hard to guess. Still, she can't say no to Pyro 100% of the time. Scout worships Pyro for it

for one Smissmas Pyro gave Scout this kinda lamp with colored shade that basically makes the entire room this color- look, I dont know how to describe it in English, I mean something like that

and Scout thinks it's the coolest thing

Scout absolutely revels in the fact that he's taller than Pyro (nevermind that the difference is very small). He really thought that means he could pick Pyro up easily. Nope. It takes effort and he can't really walk like that. Pyro let him try and then once Scout was trying to catch his breath they casually threw him over their shoulders

Medic/Sniper

Never apologize for rarepair. Only apologize for the popular ships /hj. Which I don't do (by which I mean heavymedic and sniperscout).

"Sniper, you are never around for me to heal on the battlefield, always standing far away from everyone :(" "...Doc, ya're the one who chooses who to heal. If ya really miss me that much ya can run to me every now and then."

Medic does in fact show affection during matches. Sometimes it's more subtle like blowing a kiss but he's absolutely not above running up to Sniper, picking him up and giving him a quick kiss

he also shows it by ubering Sniper. Ubering. Sniper. Sniper just turns around slowly to face him like "wat" while Medic is ":3". Usually Sniper just rolls his eyes and goes back to snipining, but if someone happens to be around Sniper will get them with his Kukri

Sniper helps Medic train his aim, so Medic can use his Crusader Crossbow more effectively. For healing too, sure, but mostly for hurting and Medic jokes that he's getting closer and closer to becoming a sniper himself. Sniper says it's not even close but he appreciates the enthusiasm

DAY 7; Injured OR Bushmedicine

Turns out, clambering around buildings and fighting robots tends to rip your stitches. Luckily, Medic is happy to sew Sniper back up!

(He must keep his greatest achievement yet ALIVE after all)

I HAVE A 6 AM SHIFT TOMORROW, BUT FUCK IT, I WASN'T PUSHING THIS CHALLNGE BACK ANOTHER DAY! THIS WAS A STRUGGLE, AND MY FEELINGS ARE MIXED ABOUT IT, BUT HERE'S DAY 7!

WHO NEEDS SLEEP WHEN YOU GOT FAGGOTS, AMIRIGHT!?

save me bushmed.... save me...

alt versions I didnt like v much under the cut