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If you were to go through the exact same things your Blorbo went through in canon, how would you be?

I’d be fine

It’d be a challenge, but nothing I couldn’t handle

It’d be difficult, but I’d get through it

It’d break me, but I’d live

I would not survive it

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#well #all of my most current blorbos are at the very least brutally mutilated and sniper is outright killed and brought back from the dead so #i mean #it'll be a BAD FUCKIN TIME #but #i have the huberous to believe i could tolerate it about as well (probably a little worse) than they did #i will survive the physical trauma. emotinal... maybe idk #because somehow— cauterizing my own severed limbs with an iron is SHOCKINGLY IN-CHARACTER for me #that said watching my (ex)boyfriend accidentally pretty much MURDER himself right in front of me might be too much

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radio-silents

I call this one “cartoon mentors who went hard af from tv shows that disney didn’t deserve”

asteroidtroglodyte

>lives in a weird spooky house that features an eye as a major design feature

>would harm a child

>lives in shadow of sibling who is more appealing to authority despite being objectively worse person

>lesser stakes nemesis is charlatan with excellent PR styled after Protestants

>greater stakes nemesis is lunatic chaos god

>hates cops

>does not pay taxes

>old but still got it

Now, I’m not saying that Grunkle Stan and Eda The Owl Lady would very likely get married almost immediately if they ever met-

JUST KIDDING THATS EXACTLY WHAT I’M SAYIN YA FEEL ME one Vegas drive-thru wedding coming right up folks

I mean they’d also get divorced immediately afterwards.

And then get remarried.

And then redivorced.

She might rob him.

He might strand her in Vegas.

BUT!

ROMANCE!

I know Mabel’s on board. Luz too, in all likelihood.

fuzzynecromancer

I could have sworn it was canon that they were divorced.

asteroidtroglodyte

I am begging you for a source, not because I doubt you, but because I need to hear this story

fuzzynecromancer

Sorry. This is just my vague leaky brain-bad memory. I don't know what the source is because I can't remember shit. :(

friendlylocalgeek

Journal 3 reveals that Stan's ex-wife was a woman named Marilyn Rosenstein who wound up trying to steal his car.

According to one of the commentary tracks on "Land Before Swine", Stan's description of Marilyn sounds suspiciously like Eda from The Owl House, who according to the episode "Yesterday's Lie" likes to go by the name "Marilyn" in the human world.

So it's not exactly canon, but it is heavily implied that Stan's ex-wife is really Edalyn Clawthorne.

artsymeeshee

witchinatower

Cool 80s jacket returns at last! 🩵 💖

#AUTISM IS A BRAIN THING NOT A FASHION STATEMENT!!#LOVE

pien-art

Eva Stratt let's take ibuprofen together...

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crabussy

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

#yerp

findmeinthealps

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

habken

what if a baby

uss-edsall

I have been going to the national archives about once or twice a season for the last two years, and there’s never once been a chair near this sign

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

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Soma 😔

#minecraft #ah yes #the one game that has next to no actual plot #welp #i mean #minecraft survival superflat specifically #so yknow #theres that #anyways #im doing pretty good honestly #too many slimes #but other than that #pretty good 👍

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mormtastic

rocky support

hetaari-deactivated20230325

Mama Mia it’s-a Wednesday

hetaari-deactivated20230325

WRONG FUCKING IMAGE

its-your-mind

HAPPY MAMA MIA ITS-A WEDNESDAY WRONG FUCKING IMAGE WEDNESDAY

concoctionboy

I have reblogged this post on previous Wednesdays without adding anything to it, but I figured to respect the artist it might be a good idea to add a link to the source of the photo.

Anyway, Happy Mama Mia It's-A Wednesday Wrong Fucking Image Wednesday once again.

autumnalfallingleaves

@sarasplenda has funny ideas

reblogs are highly appreciated, and please do not repost my art

ratatosk777

suselle lake scene was awesome and sweet. which works for neighbors lacenet as well. k. kinda.

and then they drowned in the lake together :3

catchymemes

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