“How bad is it, Doc?! Be honest with me -- am I gonna live? I don’t wanna die like this! We don’t get our pants back when we go to respawn! I’m gonna show up, with an arrow right through my underwear, and everybody’s gonna laugh, and--” He had been going on this way for the past five minutes, draped across the examination table with his spine twisted to reveal the arrow that had buried itself in his right butt cheek. They had all had worse, but Scout, who could take a good few hits on the field and keep gunning, was always the loudest in the medbay.

        ❝ Hm. No wonder why they use glasses. Seems like they didn’t understand what the text said. ❞

“Huh, guess that makes sense. I do like animals. I’m a veterinarian too you know. Guess that makes me a furry.”

@zweiherzen @medikrieg when the healing isn’t as rewarding as the hurting

       MEDIC I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD YOU BASTARD PULL OVER I’LL GO IN THE FREAKIN’ WOODS.

“N-No! Anything dropping out of the ceiling is gonna startle me, but I wasn’t scared.” Tom huffed, poking the giant fake spider that had dropped from the ceiling down at him with his broom. The small ginger seemed to be covered in several slices bread. His Halloween costume perhaps?

aaAAAAAAAHH !!🤠🤠