#medievalranger

[Toriel looks out her magic window, then carefully opens thedoor.]

“Hoi!!!!!”

[Toriel stares for a moment, unsure.]

“Um … hello there … are you lost?”

“No!! Tem not Lost!! Tem is TEM!!!!!!”

“Oh, yes … of course. Well …”

[Papyrus pokes his head around her.]

“OH! HELLO NEW MONSTER! MY NAME IS PAPYRUS, AND THIS IS MYBROTHER SANS AND MY MOM TORIEL! WHAT IS YOUR NAME?”

“TEMMiE!!!”

“HELLO TEMMIE!”

“HOI PaPyRUS!1!”

[Sans is … concerned.]

“CAN WE KEEP THEM, MOM?”

“’ZARLA’… UM … I DON’T THINK I’VE MET THEM YET. ARE THEY NICE? I LIKE THEIR NAME. I KNOW ALL THE FROGGITS AND WHIMSUNS AND VEGETOIDS AND ROCKS … MAYBETHEY’RE ONE OF THE FLOWERS! DO SOME FLOWERS ALREADY HAVE NAMES BEFORE YOU GIVEONE TO THEM?”

“Well,I suppose if someone else has already named them …”

“ZARLA… HM. I’VE NEVER HEARD THEIR NAME BEFORE. MAYBE YOU CAN INTRODUCE US!”

“Yes,I’m sure many people on the internet know a lot of other interesting people. Iwould be curious to meet them as well.”

“IBET THEY’RE REALLY NICE. I BET—BROTHER? ARE YOU OKAY?”

[Sansis staring at the floor with an odd expression on his face, sockets blank.]

“SANS?”

[Sanssnaps his head back up, eyelights returning.] “yeah?”

“AREYOU OKAY?”

“uh… yeah. ‘m fine. just … got a weird feeling there for a second.”

“WEREYOU DRINKING HOT SAUCE AGAIN? YOU SAID YOU FELT WEIRD AFTER YOU DRANK IT LASTTIME. THAT’S VERY BAD FOR YOU!”

“nah,just that ketchup. ‘s good. you think we can make some more, mom?”

“Ofcourse, my child.”

[Torielsmiles, though as soon as the boys turn away, she frowns in thought.]

“OH YUM! THIS LOOKS GOOD!”

“i thought you didnt like junk food, bro.”

“THIS ISN’T JUNK FOOD! IT’S NICE CREAM! AND IT LOOKS DELICIOUS!” [He takes a bite.] “AND IT TASTES EVEN MORE DELICIOUS! AND LOOK, IT’S EVEN GOT A NICE MESSAGE ON THE WRAPPER!”

“Oh, what a sweet thought. Sans, why don’t you see what yours says?”

“‘sweet for the sweet.’“

“THAT IS A VERY NICE THING TO SAY! THIS INTERNET PERSON GIVES VERY NICE GIFTS! AND VERY TASTY ONES!”