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THE YEAR OF THE HORSE, or a bad horse trip

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Oh listeners today is a very big day! I am going off to do a mission SOLO! I've just gotta go over to opportunity and shoot down some statues for claptrap! SOOOO EASY!

Gaige continued to stare at the pictures in her workshop. Next to the picture of her and her father on her visit to Mad Moxxi's underdome. Next to it was a bottle cap from rakkahol taped to the wall. The sight still made her blush.

SIX YEARS EARLIER

Gaige and her father had just left Moxxi's room.

"Well baby girl, this one's all you." James said this with a smile. he knew how important this was to his daughter and he gave her the pass that would get her to any room. He pointed at a brown door with claw marks in it.

The thirteen year old snatched the pass and went running tossing an arm in the air as she went, "THANKS DAD!"

This was it, Gaige clutched onto her pass and her notebook. This door lead to her favorite fighter. The one she was actually placing a large bet on in school so she could pay for more metal to work on a super secret project. This. Was. Mordecai.

"breath.... breath... breath..." Gaige went through this mantra a few times then slowly knocked on the door.

"Lil' i swear, you better have some fucking booze if you think I'm lettin' ya in here." Mordecai's voice was slightly slurred and he sounded angry as hell. Gaige was frozen in fear.

"Lil?" His voice sounded a bit more concerned now. after about thirty seconds the door swung open smacking Gaige in the face.

"OW!" Gaige actually fell from the force clutching onto her nose. But when she looked up, She saw Mordecai. She'd love to say that he was looking over her majestically, cooly, or even just disinterested. Instead she saw a man entirely mortified that he just hit some random girl in the face with a door.

"You- You're not Lileth!" That was all Mordecai could say. He was drunk and he felt terrible for smacking a poor kid with a door.

"N-no. I'm uhm... I'm Gaige." Gaige meant to say this loudly but instead it was a mumble and inaudible.

"Look kid I am so sorry, you okay?" Mordecai leaned down with one arm on the wall so as not to fall himself.

"I think so." Gaige moved a hand from her nose. It wasn't bleeding. But it was red, along with the rest of her face. Mordecai took it as being an injury rather than the girl blushing.

"What are you even doing back here? This is for fighters only" His tone was now annoyed. A quick switch from his prior concern.

Gaige simply raised her pass and Mordecai snatched it from her. "So you're the Tediore kid... Nice semi-autos... Shitty Snipers though..."  He looked over the pass and held out an arm, "The name's Mordecai."

"Gaige." She finally said this to the point he could hear it and took his hand. Surprisingly he pulled her to her feet with ease even in his intoxicated state.

"So yer here to visit me?" Mordecai stumbled back into his room and dropped onto his chair.

"Well, yes." Gaige was so NERVOUS! "See, you're my favorite fighter and I have been watching you from the start. I think you're great and I love bloodwing, she's really elegant and has a beauty about her."

"Ya' think killin' is beauty?" Mordecai's question was blunt. Scrutinizing. Direct.

"W-well. Yeah... Kind of. The battlefield can be an art." Gaige spoke nervously but each word she said was true, she believed it from the bottom of her heart. "Now a days the only way to get by is to kill. You've got to be able to hold your own and survive. But you have to have tact. With tact you need an elegance. Otherwise you fumble around and you're likely to die"

Mordecai stared at her and she grew even more nervous. She was afraid she had offended the man in some form. "Hey Blood!"

The bird swooped in and Gaige about pee'd her pants. She said the wrong thing, Mordecai was going to sick his bird after her. This was how she died, at the hands of her favorite killer

"Blood... This is one good kid." Mordecai cracked a smile, "I like you, what was it, Gaige?"

Gaige smiled and nodded.

"See, you see what's past all the blood and gore. You see the inside. Hell you even said Bloodwing's a beauty. Aren't you a beauty Blood? Yeah, yeah you are." The bird nuzzled Mordecai and sqwaked in appreciation.

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