#mebeingdumb

luzthenarnian Urg, sorry. My friends started messaging random people who were on my followers list. Sorry. But she is right, we don't talk. By the way, she's thejumbledmessofmylife. She basically created a tumblr to bug me. Once again, so sorry.

em-marie lol it's totally cool. Yeah, that's true, we don't talk. But we can if you want? I'm always up for another friend. 😊

luzthenarnian Sure

em-marie Awesome! So what's up?

luzthenarnian Um, want the truth?

em-marie Always

luzthenarnian Okay, well, I just broke my arm.

em-marie Oh my god! That's terrible!! How did that happen?luzthenarnian Playing around with my friends. Being stupid as normal. They were stealing my shoe and I tripped.

em-marie First of all, I'm sorry but lmao that's something that would happened to me and my friends. Second, Oh no! Not the shoe!!! Third, ouch!! so sorry 😬💞What is your friends' obsession with shoes though? 😂😂

luzthenarnian Haha. Thank you.I know right?

em-marie No problem lol 

luzthenarnian Like, it's just a shoe.

em-marie Exactly. And it probably smells like feet? Kinda not something you'd want to take? 😂🤷‍♀️

luzthenarnian [shouting towards the distance where friends are: Ha! See?!]

em-marie Me in a nutshell; [looks up from phone for a MILISECOND] [falls down hill and breaks ankle]

luzthenarnian Haha. That takes some talent to fall down a virtual hill.

em-marie Thank you, thank you! [bows; albeit awkwardly because virtual broken ankle]

luzthenarnian [applauds loudly]

em-marie [blows kisses to small crowd that has gathered] 

luzthenarnian [standing ovation! roses (without thorns) being thrown at her broken ankle!]

em-marie Such kindness is being shown. [tears gather in eyes]

luzthenarnian[random fan collects tear and screams with happiness]

em-marie [sees random fan collect tear in jar] [starts thinking of the aesthetic of it all] [spontaneously combust BC AESTHETIC] The end. [finishes with large dramatic flourish]

luzthenarnian Yaaayyy 

em-marie [louder applause]

luzthenarnian Haha. Finally someone with my humor!

em-marie What a relief! I thought I was the only one who could understand my humor 😂😂 [collective crowd screams in celebration]

luzthenarnian Yes. Few are the ones that use stage directions (that's what I call them) when writing emails and texts.

em-marie Yeep. I do it a lot lol. /// Sidebar: Ooooo!! I like that! Calling them stage directions... I don't really know what I thought of them before but I never thought of that! Someone write that down!! [furious scribbling]

luzthenarnian Hmph. My virtual stage directions friends got washed away in a flood. [to friend that uses the laughing crying emoji a lot: I honestly don't know how you have this many tears!]Oh, and thank you. [jazz hands]

em-marie Oh no! [i have all the tears BC I'm such a disappointment lmao 😂😂😭] LOVE the jazz hands [jazz hands twin]

luzthenarnian Yes. It's quit tragic. The death of that pour virtual girl. [jazz hands even though that isn't a rason to jazz]

em-marie  [wipes tears] [sets bouquet on headstone of stage directions friend] [walks out of cemetery jazzing BC ya like jazz? 😏]

luzthenarnian Thank you or the gift. We all miss her.

luzthenarnian [jazz hands]Sorry I didn't respond earlier.

em-marie Anytime. [jazz hands] its chill 🤙Goodnight [launches self into bed]

luzthenarnian Goodnight! (Also, you change your icon alot) [dives into bed as well even though it's 8]

em-marie Lol yeah I was trying to find one that fit the lavender-ish and white theme 😂

em-marie That's a lot of talent required to dive into a bed. Olympic score: 10/10

luzthenarnian Thank you! Thank you! It's all thanks to my friend Emma! Oh, you shouldn't have! [signing autographs]

em-marie [one fan changes clothes to get multiple autographs]Oh stop it! [blushes]

luzthenarnian Oh yes! The amazing duo! [salesperson: Come and get it! Tickets to see Emma and Luz! {fans screaming}] 

em-marie Oh yes! [all the tickets sell out {various groans and vets of protest} {we make a fortune overnight}]  So it's around 5:25pm wherever you are then?*crys not vets lol what happened [nervous sweat]

luzthenarnian Actually, exactly.

luzthenarnian And now orries. We all do it. [realizes mistake and gasps {runs away from grammar police: I didn't mean too!}]

em-marie [looks around suspiciously in case of snooping FBI agents] [in a low mutter] I'm a seer, but don't tell anyone! Realized grammar police is after us [breaks out into various sweats at thought of exercise] [runs]

luzthenarnian [pleading to gramamr police] Nooo! We are innocent!

em-marie [realizes we're probably going to the slammer for life] I'm going to die without marrying Edmund pevensie!!! [sobs hysterically]

luzthenarnian Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Wait, I'm not going to marry him either!![faints]

em-marie Well this is just tragic on both accounts. Too much to handle. [faints also]

luzthenarnian Wait, but if we did get out...which one of us would get the guy? [stares threateningly]

em-marie [glares with upper lip slightly bared] [thinks] SOLUTION! WE SHARE HIM!!!

em-marie Sister wives? 

luzthenarnian Poligemy? Or however you spell it?I mean, it would be interesting. Lots of drama...

em-marie Yeah I think that's how you spell it. And yeah..

luzthenarnian Hmm...we'll have to think this through. [thinks]

em-marie Agreed. [thinks] well I want him, and you want him too. I don't want to let him go, and by the sound of it, neither do you. So polygamy it is then. And lots of cuddles. I wish I could cuddle witth Ed with all of my heart. [smiles and starts to daydream]

luzthenarnian [police all the sudden come bursting through and put us in jail {years later: raggedy girl says to other raggedy girl: How'd we go from famous to jail and thinking about something not to be? (sighs)}]

luzthenarnian [continues {Would you rather live a domestic life with Edmund, or a traveling life?}]

em-marie [other raggedy girl: honestly, I don't have a clue. Probably our terrible grammar lmao. (sighs)] [answer: a domestic life with Edmund, with the ability to travel whenever we'd like. {dreamy sigh} You?]

luzthenarnian [raggedy girl #1: Same as you. I wish Edmund would come rescue us. To bad we're from a different time period. {sighs}]

em-marie [magically, time speeds up where you are, same time period now!] [raggedy girl #2: I know. Maybe, if we wish really really hard, it'll come true. {eyes squint shut, low muttering: Edmund please come rescue us, (repeating over and over)} {A wild Edmund appears in armor (BC he's SUPER sexy in narnian armor don't fight me on this)} YES! {Edmund hugs us both and then frees us from prison} JAILBREAK!!!!] the end. [large dramatic flourish] [stage light dim, they exit]

em-marie Luz and Em: an original play written by two lion-hearted narnians (who are slightly looney)

luzthenarnian [deep mysterious announcer voice] What will happen next to these two heroines?