I like Paradise by the Dashboard Light because not only is it like three songs in one go, but there’s a whole section where the lady is all “Hey, I don’t consider myself easy, will you love me forever, the chances of you getting laid are quickly decreasing as you make me wait on an answer” and Meatloaf is like “uuuuuh, how about this, we have sex tonight, I’ll sleep and think about it, and I’ll have an answer for you tomorrow. Not absolutely the one you want. Just an answer.”