Notice the room around you. Acknowledge how you are here on this Earth, in this room, after trillions of events, with access to a digital archive of all human thought. Look at the argument you're having on social media about some show or celebrity or whatever the fuck. Close that tab. Now, look up "bigfin squid footage". Look at that thing. Beautiful, isn't it. Will never know what a good blanket is like. Probably doesn't want to know. Can you believe that some slenderman lookin thing is hanging out down there. Can you believe that it most likely didn't evolve the need to find comfort in the characteristics of a blanket. The ocean is its blanket. Okay now open up the social media and argue again














