#mcfiddles

Bio: 

As a child, Atticus grew up fairly angry but his parents couldn’t figure out what was up with him. He was a fairly calm person one moment, but something would set him off the next moment, if fact it got worse when he started to go to high school and he grew into a teenager, staying out at all odd hours of the night. Only he knew what he had been up to, drinking and getting wasted before passing out at a friends only to return home the next morning. When he was fifteen, he discovered his fascination for fire and so began his string of arsons, minor at first but they got more serious. He didn’t know what it was, he as confused so allowed his parents to get him to see a therapist where he was diagnosed with Pyromania and put on medication for it. 

In his mid-20s, everything seemed to go out no more fires, no mores urges just out. He embraced the peace and quiet in his head and went about his life, met a girl, became a dad. They didn’t marry and had no plans to for a while. Then one day out of nowhere it began again. Atticus had just turned the fireplace on in the living room when something snapped in him. By the end of the night, the house was up in flames and he was on the run. Two years later, he was caught and sentenced by the judge for arson and manslaughter, deemed unstable he was sent to Bethlem under the guise that he was going to prison. That was six months ago.

Sample Roleplay (at least two paragraphs with at least five sentences each, third person): 

A week in solitary and he was nearly going nuts... well more than usual. The first two days he kept him self entertained with a ball he snuck in until a guard came in and took it off him. Since then, Atticus had walked the entire length of the room countless times and even thrown himself at the padded wall for the fun of it. “Dear diary, it’s day whateverthefuckitis and I’m still sat in this shit hole, waiting for the day I get released.” Atticus waved his hand above his head before stopped and fell face first onto the floor.

 What is your biggest fear?

spiders and responsibility. nO NO A SPIDER TELLING ME 'YOU'RE IN CHARGE NOW' I DON'T WANT THAT RESPONSIBILITY SPIDER GO AWAY

Favorite movie and why?

i don't... know? i don't do movies i like marathoning tv. i gueeesss.......... oH I DO KNOW it's this fucking amazing movie called flypaper with patrick dempsey ho shit funniest movie i've ever seen

What makes you the happiest?

no stop i feel a deep soul-searching coming on

i don't know coco pops? no when people pay attention to me that is good

Would you say you are a generally happy person?

hahahahahhahahhhaahaahahaHAHAHA no BUT i am entirely ok with that

although i do actually like really smiley people so i should recruit one at some point to be my watson

Favorite person? And why?

fictional or real or do i have to know them oooor.... probably the imaginary person i want to be

If you could live anywhere, where would you?

london

alternatively cardiff

Who would you want to trade lives with for a day?

you

right now

i am you

now

as soon as you blink

i am you

Do you believe in any religion? Why?

yes i am a christian and it's like the one thing i never joke about

haHA no i joke about it all the time

why because... err i don't know i know that God exists and shit

you probably haven't noticed that not once have i ever said oh my God omg etc. because i don't but it's fucking difficult coming up with alternatives which is probably why i swear all the time oOoPs dEeP pSyChOlOgIcAl ReVelATiOnS

Your OTP?

i think there's only two i would stick the fucking hat on and pronounce myself captain of the ship

amy/rory crichton/aeryn (farscape)

because they're the most made for each other made-for-each-others in the world of fictional fiction even though they both work with puppets HA do you get it matt smith's a puppet

If you could marry one person in the world who would you?

ooooooooooooooooo my own clone

Favorite pastime?

at the moment i don't actually do anything but pass the time

so probably when i have my bookshop it will be sitting at the counter with my laptop on one side and the till on the other with the end of a pen in my mouth as i lean over a well-thumbed paperback book and hum along to the music

i have a good life planned

all right nOOowoOWOW

now

if you had a snail that could magically grant wishes what would you name it

if you had the chance to go back in time 4 hours what would you change

what would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way

cannibalism: ever acceptable?

how many licks does it take to get a gobstopper small enough to fit in your mouth

for the rapidly approaching zombie apocalypse what is your entire plan of action including details such as where to set up your base also weapon of choice

sexiest prime minister of england?

rank the colours of the rainbow from best to worst and give reasoning

if you could sleep with any superhero who and why (superpowers must be involved)

which planet would you like to be the first person to visit

what would you do with a million bananas

ok now tagging people

Emma, Garance, Nell, Diamond, Katey, Rachel, Gamble, Charlotte, Alice, Lorraine, Dani