#mccrazy

it’s baaack! 🥰

i love CNY 🧧

finallyyy 😭

it’s time for... 🕣

McCraaaaazzzyy ❤️

step 1: buy filet-o-fish extra value meal. upgrade to large twister fries and medium caramel frappe with oreo cookies. dapat value meal kasi pag nag ala carte ka lang ng twister fries, mas mahal. think smort! your choice kung anong burger ang trip mo. prosperity beef burger ako before kaso tuwing CNY lang siya available kaya let go. dun tayo sa palaging nandyan para satin. buy apple pie and oreo mcflurry. then you’re good to go!

step 2: eat half of the twister fries. pang appetizer lang. you’ll feel na tama nga yung decision mo na mag McCrazy. wag uubusin kasi marami ka pang kakainin and you will still need your freakin fries!

step 3: eat the apple pie. tama lang timing natin kasi hindi na sobrang init nung pie. enough lang yung init para makain and it’s still crunchy. importante yun believe me.

step 4: dont be sad na nauubos na pagkain mo. kapit lang! better things are coming! inom ka muna ng caramel frappe with oreo cookies mo. you’ll be shocked na nalalasahan mo kahit pa kakakain mo lang ng sweet na apple pie. thats the beauty and importance of the pie. say thank you.

step 5: ok you can eat the rest of your twister fries already habang mainit pa. of course, isasabay mo yun sa filet-o-fish mo or kung anong pinili mong burger. perfect smell right? basta just enjoy that fresh and delicious burger!

step 6: oh no, the end is near but dont worry. deep breathing muna. drink your caramel frappe with oreo cookies muna. make sure na clear ang throat. pababain muna ang burger. are you happy? because im happy and full! and thats the goal.

step 7: im not here to let you down. im here to exceed your expectations. it’s time to eat the oreo mcflurry. a little bit melted lang. tama lang para hindi ma-brain freeze. or in my case, ma-heart freeze. importante na hindi masira ang finale so dapat hindi masyadong frozen ang ice cream. iwas freeze. thats the purpose.

step 8: sort your garbage and dispose correctly. no rubbish excuses. and of course, smile and be happy! you did it. you McCrazy did it!

you’re welcome.