#mccbur

Introducing PillowTalk!

(General x Ozymandias x Soot x Teufor)

Sometimes all you need is a man and a movie date.

Sometimes Soot will walk around feeling different things in the house so he can make sure he remembers what their texture is like and that he actually still feels them. If Ozy notices him doing this, he'll often help find unusual textures, or just keep him company.

Sometimes Soot will say, "HEY WATCH THIS" before downing a handful of salt. It's a 50/50 chance on whether or not he'll choke on it, or if he'll even taste it. If its the latter, General will often make him something to wash away the horrid flavor, and if its the former he'll preform the heimlich maneuver on him.

Sometimes Soot's tinnitus gets incredibly loud, and at times like that, Teufor won't leave his side, whispering him sweet nothings whenever it will help and holding him close either way, sometimes even just sitting in his lap.

During that day, Soot, Teufor, Ozy and General spent a majority of the time building sandcastles, or rather Teufor built sandcastles while the other three ate sand nearby.

"They used to call me sand daddy, you know." He remarks at one point, and its one of the very few mentions of his past life he's ever given out while in a good mood.

Is the ocean soup ?

Ishmael: What? Of course n-

Teufor: Yes. It is. Bec, agree with me here.

Ishmael: It's not a-

Bec: No no I think Teufor has a point.

Ishmael: What-

Teufor: Soups are like- warm and cold, and full of meat and veggies right? Guess what else is.

Ishmael: Soups are edible, the ocean is not.

Bec: Are you sure? I think its theoretically edible.

Teufor: Yeah actually, if you had enough men.

Bec: So many men.

Teufor: Honestly I think the world needs that much men, I think it would do everyone a massive favor, I think our economy would skyrocket.

Ishmael: Do you even know what the word economy means?

Teufor: ...

Jared: Oh absolutely. Me and Edgar weren't the first though.

Edgar: We are the loudest and most out there though, we've won that award. We definitely were the ones that annoyed everyone the most, still do.

Jared: And I'll keep doing it. It's a them problem.

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God: The others definitely found it odd when Tiptup and myself started dating, but we were the first.

Tiptup: Yeah. To be honest I think we kind of took the place of icebreaker. After us no one else really got interrogated when they started making out on the couch.

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Casper: Blue and I were the most unexpected I think... No one really expected us to uh... well get involved in this type of stuff.

Blue: But Casper was just so cute I couldn't help but try <3.

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Teufor : I wouldn't say anyone found it particularly odd when I started dating Ozy, General and Soot- back then they weren't as touchy feely as they are now, and we were kind of the last couple to get together. Though, hehe, Jared did think I was cheating on them at first, all of them, at once.