#mayors-son

Th1s y0u?

[[OOC:hiiii admin hope youre doing okay sending a ask to you bcs Brad finally stopped taking the worlds longest 'nap']

Monty is fresh out of a meeting when he receives a text message on his... admittedly ancient, cellphone. "Hm... I think my phone's a-ringing!" He says to himself, as he uses his free hand to reach for his phone. He reads the latest notification- 1 message from Bradley. "Ah! Bradley!" he seats himself slowly, "Kiddo... Has he gotten better?" He struggles to unlock his phone but manages. He successfully finds the text message. "Eh... Bradley's awake from his coma?! This is brilliant news!" He shouts to himself, "My, ever the well-mannered child! Even asking about little old me and Jimmy, even after he'd been so injured..?" Monty chuckles to himself, "Ol' Thayniel must be beside himself with pride!" He fumbles with the phone, trying to type a response. "Eh... How does this thing work?"

He (very slowly) types out a message: "Hello! I am gkad yuo are O.K.! I was very owried about you!"

54di57ic, 6145ph3m0u5, h34r71355, pr3v4ric470r, wr37ch3d. H0w c0u1d y0u 63 50 cru31; i w45 r3411y 100kin9 70 my dr1nk >:[

Look i can understand you're upset, but don't get huffy with me it was for your own good; you should be happy I got rid of that parasite.

You should be thankful; I placed myself in great risk helping you out the higher power's likely won't be happy with me mingling with a living pers- erm creature whatever you are.

(Jeez when did this bastard pick up such a wide vocabulary...)

You insult my intelligence, but yourself fail to identify that the horses are not in fact wood, but steel. And I did specify that they are depicted, not that the statues are real horses.

Be gone, now, before I have you removed less pleasantly. This is a camp of men with real work to do, we have no time or room for fools who cannot pull their weight while also being insubordinate and stupid at the same time.

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You receive a note back.

Hey, it's really lucky I managed to get your letter. Did someone tell you where I was? Either way, it's good to "meet" you.

Sorry, I'm not particularly good at writing letters. And... hopefully you recover from whatever incident happened. I know hospital stays can be a bit difficult. You'll get out eventually.

Anyways, you said you were a friend of my sister? If she... doesn't know, could you tell her I'm still alive? I'm going to come home soon, I'm just... really caught up in things right now.

Well, get better soon. And... hopefully I can get this letter to you, whoever you are.

[OOC:Hii]

"Huh- W41t m3?- H0ld up, d0 y0u kn0w wh4ts go1ng 0n?? Y0u'r3 4ls0...h3r3 0r wh4t3v3r?... Th4nks f0r th3 w0rds th0ugh. I gu3ss-"

The young man holds back a snort; while he was still here he might as well have some fun.

I 4m y0un9 4150 6u7 47 13457 i d0n'7 100k 1ik3 4 5c4r3d m0u53.

Did your parents teach you neither proper speech nor respect for your betters, boy? Do you know to whom you are speaking like that?

And I can assure you, I look a damn sight better than you do. If I am a scared mouse to you then you must hold an awfully dim view of yourself in comparison. Perhaps some manner of irritating insect would be appropriate for you?