#maybe kinda

I need an older cowboy to make me cockwarm him while sitting on his lap at the bar, promising me he'll fuck me proper when I can take these drinks straight without making a face or shuddering. Admittedly I've always had a preference for sweet, fruity drinks or stuff with so much mixins you can't even taste the alcohol, so we'd probably be there a whiiile. Maybe some point after I've had far too many shots of straight liquor, he gets impatient and starts smacking me around a little, saying "C'mon boy, quit foolin around and drink it like a man" The way I'd tighten around his cock and whine only worsens his impatience, pushing him over the edge until he breaks and bends me over the bar, fucking me like a beast in rut while all I can do I moan like a drunken whore.

oh wait maybe i just haven’t eaten a real meal today, haven’t had water in hours, meds are worn off, and i only cleaned myself at like 7:30