Such a Demon, love to hear me screamin!

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

Recently found out I’m extremely into cunt slaps and fuck t dick is just made for it. Let me suck you off until you’re hard, swollen and sensitive then I can strike you roughly with my palm and watch you jolt up, moaning and writhing from how overstimulating the pain and pleasure is. If your dick is small I can just make you spread and present yourself for me. No matter what I’m leaving you a shaking mess with an aching dick, no complaints or I hit you again. Don’t care if you’re crying and pleading, you’re gonna be a good boy and take it.

heyyy i wanna see more bottom-on-top cnc. hey. riding someone forcefully. do you hear me. come here. whimpering and struggling while they get undeniably hard in you.

Oh wow your cock is huge. I bet it'll look so hot bouncing around while I bulge your stomach with my strap-on

Need someone to chase me through the woods then pin me in the dirt and fuck the daylights out of me in an adrenaline fueled, violent yet romantic, haze of passion

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

dress me up in slutty little shorts then pull them to the side when you want to see my boycunt <3

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

reblog this post for nasty threats in your inbox, ill deliver.