#maybe 20

What I got: Megamind and Roxanne are both duplicitous cats separated by a glass door, they spend all day yowling at each other until someone (Minion) leaves the door open. Megamind immediately tries to convince Roxanne to become an outdoor cat. She refuses, but she does start bringing him gifts of dead mice and toys.

They both have the zoomies.

dni if you had blue hair and pronouns at some point, actively hate brushing your teeth, read homestuck but never finished it, got rid of your harry potter merch solely because of JKR’s views, have played over 500 hours of ACNH, have a dog even though you’re allergic to dogs, have a mullet right now, still own a Wii, had blonde hair when you were a kid but it gradually got darker as you got older, have completed a 1000 piece (or more) jigsaw puzzle by yourself, hate the smell of coffee, have a bachelor’s degree, genuinely enjoy watching soccer, have had a job as a summer camp counselor, have eaten frog legs, own more than 50 stuffed animals, winter is your least favorite season, drink Dr Pepper every day, have never left your home country, enjoy watching political youtube, have more than 5 tattoos, had a green bedroom as a kid, have never seen The Godfather, prefer doing laundry to doing dishes, and have a partner who was born the same year as your sibling.

I find and report three (3) death threats